Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk II

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk II

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 10th Mar 2020, 12:21
  #1581 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Panto recruitment and rehersals are over there.
racedo is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 12:53
  #1582 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
No Sorry I have no idea why the county of Sussex would close its border to you. Do you have Coronavirus?
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 12:58
  #1583 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,573
Received 18 Likes on 14 Posts
So just before you go luv, now we are all the same....
...could you settle a bet with me and lads in the barracks...I said it was about this big....
622 is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:00
  #1584 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
It appears the Canadians refused you entry, something to do with your visa not having the correct occupation
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:04
  #1585 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Officer in background
Hoskins they cannot have access to the Royal Box at Cheltenham.
( yes I know there is not a Royal Box at Cheltenham but it's not the right time for Ascot )

Last edited by Kiltrash; 10th Mar 2020 at 17:25.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:05
  #1586 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: cardboard box in't middle of t'road
Posts: 745
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Captain Hewitt? Officer's Mess, second floor, room 228.
Surplus is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:15
  #1587 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Recruitment office, yes just over there. Any previous experience?
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:16
  #1588 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Yes your grandma's is that way, family and friends entrance is here so does that apply anymore ?
racedo is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:17
  #1589 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Look mate, don't care who you are, you not on the list and you are not getting in.
racedo is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:21
  #1590 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Sorry, you used to wear a uniform !!! So did the security guard at Poundland.... so what.
racedo is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:26
  #1591 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
McDonalds. ? Yes just over there. But don't you think you are a bit overdressed for the interview?

Last edited by Kiltrash; 10th Mar 2020 at 17:23.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:38
  #1592 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Having listened intently to the fascinating lecture on the rise of the Dragoon Guards from Sargent Waffle it was at this point Harry and Meghan looked to each other and said...
" Thought you were holding Archies hand"
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 13:45
  #1593 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Noo..sorry don't think we have ever been asked that before, Colonel, do you have any idea where the Ladies toilets are?
Meghan ....no don't worry too late ...us women and post birth bladder weakness

Last edited by Kiltrash; 10th Mar 2020 at 17:24.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 14:36
  #1594 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,625
Received 298 Likes on 166 Posts
Look sir, you may be dropping out of public life but those b@st@rds on PPRuNe still gave you in their caption contest sights...
treadigraph is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 14:37
  #1595 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Now you know why your Grandad always walked behind your Nan. In every marriage their can only be one boss
Said the Sarge on his last assignment before taking up the Regiments Marriage Guidance Councillor post
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 15:00
  #1596 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,974
Received 2,880 Likes on 1,231 Posts

NutLoose is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 15:26
  #1597 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,810
Received 136 Likes on 64 Posts
“Oh, that? It’s what we call a gun, Sir.”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 15:28
  #1598 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,810
Received 136 Likes on 64 Posts
The Scottish ‘badge’ was unimpressed by Sgt Haddock’s break-dancing attempt.
MPN11 is offline  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 17:30
  #1599 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Sargent with eight (8) medals explains how bravely he dealt with the paparazzi who approached his Poppy Collecting Station. Harry thinks, never got that many....
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 10th Mar 2020, 17:31
  #1600 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
".. and then, what should come out of the forest but a big, grey, hungry wolf..."
c52 is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.