Caption Competition Mk II

[Surplus]

Only Male Stewards were allowed on Saudia Airlines, because birds were forbidden.

[Buster Hyman]

Sully's nightmare.

[Buster Hyman]

These must be Chinese face masks....bastards!

[Buster Hyman]

Everyone flocked to the first Haj flight

[Buster Hyman]

So what if they're bigger than us. It's not fair that the Prince's Horses get First Class!

[treadigraph]

So I sez to 'im, 'scuse me! I'm not a bleedin' hobby, I'm a full time occupation!"...

[Kiltrash]

This was not what i expected from my parents as a Flying Confident ' flight

[Penny Washers]

[Kiltrash]

The Newcastle Owners bring their own food.... None of this deep fried pizza for us

[Kiltrash]

Well it wasn't me that rang the bell for the hostie...
No dumby there's a bell round your neck ...

[Kiltrash]

I hear Berts on duty in the cockpit today. To keep the Pilots away from the controls

[Kiltrash]

Did you hear Bert flew too near row 17, just his luck Nadal and Federer had their tennis racquets with them...

[Kiltrash]

Thank God we have this ' Air Bridge'. Otherwise we would have a 14 day self isolation in Egypt, Greece, Italy, Switzerland, France and Great Britain.. Would not make sense travelling otherwise

[cavuman1]

Do you see that guy in 52 C flipping us the bird? I'll flip him the human!

- Ed

[c52]

The Princess swears she saw a mouse, and a traditional solution has been implemented.

[NutLoose]

Ok folks, if anyone would like seconds, it appears we have extra eggs.

[NutLoose]

I ask you, sending us cattle class, don’t they realise we’re birds?

[Chu Chu]

51G to 51H: Don't blame me for this. I told you economy class was for the birds, but you wouldn't believe me.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Feather number two!"
"Roger sir, which row?"

[Surplus]

I'm not sure this 'Free Bird and Tea Towel' promotion is working.