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Old 29th Feb 2020, 09:54
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I know pilot claimed he was a fast hot shot rider in the air force but I assummed he flew jets.
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 09:55
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Has to be from that Airline company in Seattle.
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Well he keeps hitting the trampoline and I keep hearing the boeing, boeing noise when it happens.
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 09:59
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It is a bit different from early days, lots of the horsecraft were pulled by Stallions, United used Fillys, so landing was ok but ages to get to terminal as Stallions chased the Fillys around.
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 10:00
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Where is the oversized pilots watch going to be hung ?
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 15:09
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HMtQ reduces costs for the Trooping of the Colour by getting the whole family in a one HP State Coach
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 15:11
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Red Bull gives you wiings. . ( other caffeine energy drinks are available)
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 15:16
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Having spent the night at Liverpool Airport the Manchester United team bus found out it had been Zapped by the appreciative Scousers
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 16:25
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FAA reports higlighted reason for crash "Passengers ate power thrusting mechanism with a light Chianti".
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 17:07
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Due to Covid19 Stag and Hen do's are banned from flying to help stop spreading the virus. Ryanair see a gap in the market, flying stretched Limos
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 17:08
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"Whistlers Mother?" That's a strange name for a horse
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 17:14
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Hoskins gets the sack, again, this time from a photo processing laboratory when he mixes up the customers prints
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 17:17
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My Little Pony sounds more attractive to small children now if could only merge it with Thomas the Tank Engine we would have a sure fire Christmas winner
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 17:19
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Now I know this has been photoshopped, I mean it is impossible to fly, there is no tailplane. Ah says Boeing the tail is on the horse
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 21:15
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"Who is that pilot?"
"Not sure, but from this angle, he seems to be a bit of a horse's @ss."
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 21:36
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"Two wings on my wagon.. and I'm still rolling along..."
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Old 29th Feb 2020, 21:41
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Off we go into the Wild West yonder...
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Old 1st Mar 2020, 03:47
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"Geez, what happened then?? One second we are in our DeLorean, doing 88mph, and then WHOOSH! We are back in 1883!"
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Old 1st Mar 2020, 06:16
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Well Paint Your Wagon ....
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Old 1st Mar 2020, 06:19
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Quick form a circle.. injuns to the left, injuns to the right. No injuns above us so fly horsey fly
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Old 1st Mar 2020, 14:17
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We're gonna need a bigger (horse) fly swatter
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