Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Early ConAir transfer flight with very dangerous prisoners approaches Washington

[cavuman1]

Horses for courses. Unicorns for unicoms.

- Ed

[Hydromet]

"Coming in on a wing and a mare."

[Kiltrash]

You did pass your APTL?
Neigh

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins on holiday found a old battered lamp on the beach and tried to polish it up and whoosh a genie appeared.
Oh Master I will give you 3 wishes for setting me free
1 I want to be a SkyGod
2 I want a pair of wings on my shoulder
3 I want to be hung like a donkey

The genie then did all 3 at once

[Buster Hyman]

Okay boys, lets plough the field!!!

[Wensleydale]

At Sandringham, one of the residents tries out another way to get to the pub without a Range Rover.

[shackson]

While waiting for the 737 MAX American Airlines bring back into service the Vought Horseair

[Penny Washers]

"Dobbin 1 coasting out over Bechers Brook. Level at 4000 hands."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Waddaya mean, we are about to buy the farm??"

[treadigraph]

I believe he was trained by OATS...

It's the new phonetic alphabet, sir, you know, A is for 'orses, B for mutton...

[Kiltrash]

Ah Tonto good effort for the White Man's Iron Horse but I think you have taken the motive power too seriously

[Kiltrash]

Ah Hoskins, we asked for an appropriate logo but would a white Eagle with stretched wings on the tail not look better?

[Kiltrash]

AAIB investigating a British Airways A320 Fume event that incapacitated the flight crew. Maintainance reported they believe it came from the engine exhaust and to keep the windows shut

[cynicalint]

Tying to identify Walt Paras, free VIP transport to the annual 49 Para re-union was offered.

[Ascend Charlie]

As the Alcoholics Anonymous bus headed for the next AA meeting, some of the passengers experienced weird hallucinations.

[Buster Hyman]

No, wait...hang on...this isn't how we do a Trojan Horse.

[Wensleydale]

".... and this is how we pull negative G. Gee-Up"!

[Kiltrash]

Due to China being shut for production of toys Hornby go back to resurrecting the Airfix kit highlighting the Aircraft the RAF never had.

[racedo]

8th Cavalry - Outwitting their enemies since 1866.