Caption Competition Mk II
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"Sorry madam, they are mandatory wear after someone with a pushchair attempted to bite the pilot"
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The plane is pretty well empty, so you can have your pick of the seats. Actually, do you know how to fly?
You no have any ruck. Your connecting fright is on Frybe.
You want headphones for movie? It's a double bill, 28 Days, and Omega Man.
You no have any ruck. Your connecting fright is on Frybe.
You want headphones for movie? It's a double bill, 28 Days, and Omega Man.
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"My dear madam, germs are not a problem at Ryanair, the seat pitch is so tight they have no room to exist"
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"Welcome to Malaysia Airlines Flight to Beijing Capital International Airport, stopping off at **** knows where"
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"Tying a luck of the Irish and four leaf clover belt around ones case is not taking precautions!"
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"I thought when playing noughts and crosses, the crosses went diagonally"
"Ahhh, no madam, I no play the game, I fill in the seating positions on the manifest"
"Ahhh, no madam, I no play the game, I fill in the seating positions on the manifest"
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"I suggest you don't take that seat, Madam. There is a man with a beard in the next one, and God knows what he has collected in there."
[I thought I was propagating a bit of fake news here - but now see https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51785266.]
[I thought I was propagating a bit of fake news here - but now see https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51785266.]
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Which continent hasn't got it? Hmmm, let me see... dah di dah... here we are, Antarctica... not sure we have a code share with anyone from there.
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" It says here, over the last decade BMI, Thomas Cook and FlyBe have all attained carbon neutral status, well before the Governments target and that the Labour Party will be basing their future manifesto promises on this model."
