PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk II

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk II

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 14th Jan 2020, 08:40
  #501 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
It's safer by train
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 08:43
  #502 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Please don't get me out for another 2 hours, I need a couple more for the 1000 hrs in the log book
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 08:45
  #503 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Ryanair policy of one in the cockpit had a flaw when the Pilot needed to use the toilet
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 08:48
  #504 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Chap with artifical leg finds it easy to win the 3 legged race when he gets carried by Gp Cap Bolt
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 10:15
  #505 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,037
Received 2,911 Likes on 1,247 Posts
"There, it should now fit on the carriers lift"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 10:41
  #506 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"There's one thing you mustn't do in the aviation business, and that's to break the bottom line. You've just done it; you're fired."
c52 is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 10:42
  #507 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The investigation discovered that a passenger had smuggled 7 kg of cabin baggage on board when the allowance is only 6 kg.
c52 is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 11:54
  #508 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,037
Received 2,911 Likes on 1,247 Posts
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..I work all ....."

"You're not yet your majesty"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 12:01
  #509 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Very Senior Officer: "I see what the problem is here - those wheels at the front are stopping the machine from lying flat on the ground. Get rid of them and Bob's your uncle."
c52 is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 13:18
  #510 (permalink)  

Evertonian
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,495
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
We're calling it the Windsor but the RFC don't want it, so we'll export it to Canada.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 14:56
  #511 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Don't let them take you to the Navy Hospital in Portsmouth. They rushed me there with a ingrowing toe nail and they took off my leg

​
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 14th Jan 2020, 16:06
  #512 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
After the War, if you plan on starting an airline, don’t call it flybe.
MPN11 is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 07:46
  #513 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Congratulations Sir, sure there is a medal for bravery for this, now the Daily Mail wonders why you dumped fuel over the School
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 08:50
  #514 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,383
Received 213 Likes on 97 Posts
Kiltrash, that was quick...and clever!
Ascend Charlie is online now  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 15:07
  #515 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts


It's a nice bit of tail you have there Sir
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 15:09
  #516 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Next time sir please can you wreck the tail then we can cut a shunt and good plane from 2 bad uns
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 15:10
  #517 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Having progressed from a tail wheel to nose gear undercarriage Hoskins needs to fly a different landing profile
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 15:23
  #518 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"What do you mean, I lose credit for shooting down one enemy plane every time I crash my own?"
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 17:05
  #519 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Normally we make every effort to save the Pilots life Hoskins, however the air Force has decided to bring in the horse doctor from Aintree.as you are not worth the effort. Screens please ...
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Jan 2020, 18:01
  #520 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
“I called for the JEngO, not Jenga!!!”
MPN11 is offline  



Advanced Search

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.