Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Chinese Space Agency have a mock up of the hibernation pods for the colonisation on Alfa Centuri

[Kiltrash]

The Funeral Parlour display the various sized coffins so the elderly can ensure a perfect fit, without wasting resource, prior to death.

[Kiltrash]

Tom Cruise asks for a extra small.

[Kiltrash]

...owing to overpopulation once you are secure we can stack them up and fit in even more than Grenfell Tower.

[Kiltrash]

Ryanair (China) look to how they can increase capacity on the B737-MAX to be a B737 MAX 594

[Kiltrash]

NHS look to increasing ward capacity, while still allowing each patient to have one family member at the bed side

[Kiltrash]

Nope, we have opened each box and still no Surplus to be found....

[HowardB]

Latest R***air prototype for fitting more people in their planes and reducing turn around times. By prepacking the passengers freight they can be machine loaded in a fraction of the time.

[ShyTorque]

Let's try that again: "Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle; that's the way the money goes....POP goes the weasel!..... Look, sharpen up at the back, when we get to the word "POP!", everyone up!"

[Kiltrash]

Toilet facilities? .. Hoskins, that was your brief

[Kiltrash]

Round the World sports fans settle down till the Football season re starts

[Kiltrash]

North Korea failed in the mass attempt to beat the Maddie McCann self Isolation World record

[Wensleydale]

Going for a Chinese Carry-Out takes on a new meaning.

[Kiltrash]

.....and in other news today, the Remainers finally rise from their slumbers to find the Brexiteers got their way

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The novelty toys "Jack and a Pox" and "Jill and a Pox" are tipped to be a favourite in Santa's sack this Christmas...

[Buster Hyman]

China relaxes its ban on Falun Gong members...

[Buster Hyman]

"Try before you buy at Wuhan Costco!"

[Buster Hyman]

Pictures emerge from the PLA Biowarfare Research Division where Pvt. Xing forgot to use the correct amount of nails...

[Kiltrash]

Due to Coronavirus customers are restricted to one (1) box of tissues and ensure you use BOTH sides.

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to ensure no elderly person ever dies alone, those with 6 months or less expected remaining life span will be gathered together