Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

The life vest is under your seat. ..what do they think we are? A bloody Duck ?

[Kiltrash]

If God had meant us to fly she would have gives us wings. Said the man in seat 34c to his neighbour. He got a frosty stare from the bird next door.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry we have run out of the meat option. Is the pot noodle ok?

[MPN11]

And so the World learned a new term ... "Avian Flew"

[Wensleydale]

When the BBC announced the good news that a Middle Eastern country had ordered British Hawks for their aerobatic team....

[Wensleydale]

Air Traffic Control wondered why the Saudia flight from Jeddah kept asking for Pigeons to Heathrow.

[treadigraph]

Huh. The films are "The Birds", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and "Duck Soup". Why do we never get "Where Eagles Dare"?

[c52]

Ladies, gentlemen and arrrr.... others, I'm delighted to announce that our excellent cabin crew this morning speak English, Arabic and errm birdsong.

[c52]

In the unlikely event that we land on water, just hop out of an emergency exit and fly away. Do not extend your wings fully until clear of the door.

[MPN11]

To wind up the Captain, they agreed to squawk 7700 at the same time.

[NutLoose]

Wait till we get home, our father the defence minister will be pleased that not only did we managed to secure the Fighting Falcon contract, we actually were able to purchase more.

[NutLoose]

I'm on the night flying course, what about you... chirp? IFR for me.

[NutLoose]

We must be flying RyanAir.... because
Last night I heard my momma singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheap cheap
Woke up this morning and my baggage was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheap cheap
Chirpy chirpy cheap cheap chirp

[NutLoose]

"I heard the Captain declared a bird strike because we all refused to fly"

[Kiltrash]

Do you remember during lockdown we had space to spread our wings?

[Kiltrash]

Still think it was a bad descission the British PM revoking our visa and throwing us out the country. You wait till they are knee deep of Red Squirrels

[ORAC]

When the captain logged “no flaps” in his report after the last the last flight, the engineers decided on a belt and braces solution....

[NutLoose]

I hear we've just flown through a flock of geese departing LaGuardia, can someone please let the galley know I prefer mine raw..

[Surplus]

Ozzy Osbourne's In-flight menu had to change because Bats were no longer available.

[Kiltrash]

Sure beats all that pointless flapping and soaring, when all you want is 2 weeks holiday in Ibiza.