Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

New years Day 2021, Boris and Jeremy produce a joint message praising the post Brexit Prosperous Great Britain

[Wensleydale]

So you were going to use this Savings Bond certificate from 1943 for 10/6 to pay for your manifesto promises?

[Kiltrash]

The worrying thing is how many Millenials won't have a clue who we are, said Del Boy

[Kiltrash]

So if I fold it like so and so and so it will fly better than a Max?

[Kiltrash]

I'm afraid the suggestion box for your ailments has not been helpful

[Kiltrash]

It's from Shepherds Bush Council You don't meet ULEZ requirements.

[c52]

"It's a telegram from the Queen. It says, 'If you're 100, I'm a dutchman.'"

[Penny Washers]

"Alan Sugar says he wants to see you. He needs someone on his panel who knows a successful business proposition when he sees one."

[Dan Gerous]

Well there was only one voter, and even you didn't vote for you.

[treadigraph]

What's this? It says "I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left! Kind regards – and good luck!"

[MPN11]

“it’s from Brussels, Jeremy, and it just says ‘F Off.’”

[Kiltrash]

Its from the Organ Transplant people, new rules and all are considered as donners, however in your case they are willing to make a exception.

[Wensleydale]

Its a Dear John letter from Diane....

[Kiltrash]

Its from the DNA people, they have tracked down a twin brother of yours Jeremy, his name is Wilfred Brambell

[Wensleydale]

Its the reply from the Goldfish Club, and no - you can't join if you've deserted a sinking ship.

[Kiltrash]

Its from the Gender Reassignment people, you have been selected to take part and from now on you will be called Diane Abbott

[Kiltrash]

Its from your book publisher, unfortunately your Book, 'The next Labour Prime Minister' was incorrectly filed under 'Fiction'

[Kiltrash]

Its from the Police, they want you to take part in an identity parade, They have someone in Islington gone missing and they want you for a reconstruction of his last known movement.

[Kiltrash]

Its from the BBC Makeup People, Thanks for giving us the week off.

[Big Pistons Forever]

It says "write two letters"