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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 7th Feb 2020, 10:32
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"Very clever really, it sharpens the point of our rounds as they depart the gun"
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 10:38
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Multi-billion dollar add-on in a Google translate version for foreign acquired artillery.
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 10:40
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When Health and Safety get involved in a war....
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 10:46
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"I have no idea why they named it Project Uranus"
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:08
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Leicester University finds a cost effective means of delivering the Boris Module to the ISS
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:11
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Very good Hoskins, you have found a solution to the flash giving away the tanks position to the enemy. Not much good in daylight?
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:13
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Very good, and the range of the shell?
'bout 3 foot. ...
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:15
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Corona Virus isolation ward being delivered to the Wirral from Liverpool
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:17
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Novelty condom stretched over the barrel to prevent ingress of dirt
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:29
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You've put the tap on upside down idiot!
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:31
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Well I wasn't the one who left the cap on the silencer, so you'll have to climb up and open it!!!
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:32
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Sending Thors hammer back...
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 11:54
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Oh, it has no practical application, we are just going to send it to the Freshers' Fair at Cambridge and really trigger the Woke little darlings...
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 12:33
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...and that Hoskins is what happens if you forget to remove the dust cap..
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 12:43
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I'm telling you, my mate on the Mortar Platoon says, if you put a bit of petrol in first, it extends the range.

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Old 7th Feb 2020, 12:45
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They don't like it up em Captain Mainwaring.
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 14:40
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Pete Waterman looks to a quick and cheap means to clean out the boiler of The Flying Scotsman
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 14:46
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.and as a by product, we put the meat and sausages in the side pods, instant Barbeque
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 14:49
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Billy Smart has been upstaged once too often by Marvo the Human Cannonball and looks to get revenge
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Old 7th Feb 2020, 14:50
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On the Eastern front the Russians found it far too easy to disable the Panzers, after all the crew left the back doors open
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