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Old 21st Feb 2020, 08:25
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"Cheer up, mate. It's the proctologists' turn next, with their stirrup pump."
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 09:08
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Honourable mention to Kiltrash, with "2024 and the Australian Pilots top up to the max with vital fluids before flying the new non stop QF1"
but the Coughman Starter trophy goes to...drumroll...

Wensleydale, with "If you feel a small draught around the face during use then the respirator is not fitted correctly." The trophy will be chilled and poured to your abode after a suitable quarantine period.
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 14:58
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Thanks Hydro! In honour of the Australian troops, I give you......


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Old 21st Feb 2020, 15:53
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I demand a DNA test. Not mine I tell you
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 15:55
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Your holding it up side down. That's not it's mouth
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 16:00
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The Australian Army look to comfort the victims when the after effects from the Woomera tests come to light
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Proof that the Army provides a koala tea service.
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 17:07
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Secret footage of Drop Bear pacification...
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 17:13
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"Cheer up cobber. You've got a lot more hair left than I have."

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Old 21st Feb 2020, 18:20
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“They’re smaller than sheep and don’t kick like roos. I like them.”
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 18:39
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Secret footage of Drop Bear pacification...
Good knowledge Buster! This is a drop bear.........

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Old 21st Feb 2020, 18:59
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Hoskin's didn't revisit Australia after his last R&R, he claimed he pulled bear ass every night.
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 19:00
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Anybody know what child support is payable for these until the go to college.
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 19:01
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Hey Sarge, why do they all look and smell like you................
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 19:03
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I think mine is from Koala Lumpa.......
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 19:05
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 21:25
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Not an entry, coz I stole it from Roy and HG:

"In Indonesia, they drink Kopi Luwak, where the droppings from civet cats which have been eating coffee beans , are turned into a very expensive drink. In Oz, they get koalas, stitch their bums shut, and force-feed them with coffee beans, wait a few days for the beans to ferment, then tie a string around their necks and dip them in hot water like a teabag."
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 21:45
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I don't fancy yours much...
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Old 21st Feb 2020, 21:48
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