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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 6th Dec 2020, 07:11
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The Captain was not expecting Von Shultz response to the command " Where's your helmet "
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 10:48
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Judging cap on this evening...
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 11:14
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Gunter, Hans, Phil. For you, ze war is over!
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 12:24
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The guards of Stalag Luft 3 are given the day off by the prisoners, who promised ( fingers crossed behind backs) not to just walk out the front gate
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 12:52
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Of course the arty farty recruits just had to freestyle the goosestep.

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Old 6th Dec 2020, 13:21
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The command cock, hook and look had a different meaning in the German Army
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 13:25
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German troops invade Gay Paree..
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 14:46
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Reposted south of the Brenner Pass, Hans hopes his message home gets through the censors.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 15:04
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Or, posted to Livorno, but unable to borrow a bugle, Hans would have to rely on a reference in his letter to fill in the blank.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 16:32
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
The command cock, hook and look had a different meaning in the German Army
Oh that had me Nutty... 🤣🤣

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Old 6th Dec 2020, 17:13
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"We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Wolf's Lair" never quite made it to the big screen. Lions and tigers and Goebbles just didn't scan right.



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Old 6th Dec 2020, 17:29
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Three [presumably] dead men celebrate after casting their votes for Biden.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 19:01
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"Wel'l be cumming
we'll be cumming
we'll be cumming
down the road
when you hear
the noise of the German Army boys
we'll be cumming down tbe road"

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Old 6th Dec 2020, 19:26
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After a quick canter through another excellent batch of entries, there can only be one winner and it's Hydromet:

We're trying to lure out the von Trapps, we know they're here somewhere.
Congratulations and the CST is skipping its way to you through some suitably Alpine pasture, courtesy of Yodel...
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 21:44
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Why, thank you Treaders, I expect it to arrive with a flourish of trumpets, or at least the sound of music. Will try to find something inappropriate.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 21:56
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Here we go then, get pedalling.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 22:05
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They will pedal harder when the burning fuse gets closer to them...
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 22:54
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The electric bicycle proof-of-concept showed promise. Now to add wheels and buy a longer extension cord.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 23:39
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Germany would have invaded poland in 32 if the Luftwaffe had been fully up to strength, sadly ab initio Glider training was behind schedule due to inadaquate winches being available.


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Old 6th Dec 2020, 23:43
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Early production trials for locally produced "Potato Mashers" had somewhere along the lines of communications got mixed up and orders were sent to the catering division instead of the armaments division.
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