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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:15
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Not sure why you want me to go up the ladder, I am sure the view won't be any better from the top
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:16
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What are we going to do !

Survey and redemand ?
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:17
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You can write that up as an "unscheduled Unserviceability"
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:18
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It's a sign !

What do you mean ?

Well the Right Wing has gone down in flames !
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:20
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2 Guys on right facing each other

Sure glad our shift ended 2 minutes ago !
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:21
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Those 4 point landings never end well.....
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 17:34
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"I did ask the co-pilot what caused it, but he told me to go to blazes".
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 18:00
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Yes I know sparklers look pretty but they are not really a good idea when we have a fuel leak are they?
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 21:07
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think we should phone the Blue Angles and explain we cant let them have a Fat Albert after all.
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 21:09
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CO wants to see us, Please bring caps...
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 21:12
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Now where's that advert... ah there it is,... "Do you need a load moving? call Stobart's, no job too big or small ".. Ph Cambridge 13579
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Old 29th Oct 2020, 23:24
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Yes, as a matter of fact I did say we should barbeque some wings tonight . . . why are you asking?
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 07:27
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"That's the last time I fly with an ex-Harrier co-pilot".
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 08:08
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Better let the Americans know, JP 7 is not as low volatile as first thought.
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 10:19
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Well that's one the " Military won't bring back to Service"
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 11:04
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If you think that's bad, you should see the F-35...
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 11:58
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Ok calling this early to allow the recipient of the Coffman Trophy to clear some shelf space and put up one for the weekend.

Winner and for dogged determination, the trophy goes to

Kiltrash with

Now where's that advert... ah there it is,... "Do you need a load moving? call Stobart's, no job too big or small ".. Ph Cambridge 13579

and Kiltrash with

No No I distinctly remember saying ' You have Control'

2nd place and a close runner up is Buster with

"I'll be honest. When you said Section Officer Harvey had a ladder, we were clearly thinking about two different things."

and finally third is awarded to Tashengurt with his reminder of my time in the RAF with

"Hmm, pub?"

The runners up runner up was

Dan Gerous

Nice little shortcut to the Mess, now that you've bridged that ditch Co.
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 12:10
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My last one was to be

" We need to get this Aircraft into the hangar Immediatly"
"The hangar? What is it"
"It's a large building we put sick planes but that's not important right now"
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 12:11
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Many thanks Nutty. New picture when I get home..
Standby....
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Old 30th Oct 2020, 13:50
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OK Folks, only 9 holes today so sharpen the crayons we have

"When I grow up I want to be a ...." (Military Optional)


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