Caption Competition Mk II
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No not court shoes, but caught shoes, owners no longer need them as they no longer walking....
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Not THE Queens, but A Queens...
On behalf of a greatfull state, Well done Comrade for being the best shoe salesperson, here is your retirement shoe.
But GL don't you mean shoes? ...
Another 29 years for that. Get back to work, now where's my Mercedes?
But GL don't you mean shoes? ...
Another 29 years for that. Get back to work, now where's my Mercedes?
As the Black Friday sale started in Marcys the GL was allowed to browse first before the doors opened to the general. ...riff raff...
Man second right thinks ( dammit I had my eyes on that pair)
Man second right thinks ( dammit I had my eyes on that pair)
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Well, if we stick a heel in each ear we won’t be able to hear Dan’s greatest hits.. 
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How the hell am I supposed to drink my champagne out of this?
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Ok so you’ve succeeded with the design of the babel fish, all we need now is to miniaturise it.