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Old 16th Feb 2021, 12:08
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When I was on Harriers...

Oh **** off Sharkey ...
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 12:10
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From down below,
Come down Sam, we're about to run out of fuel for the pump...
Have you seen the size of that Great White smiling up at me??
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 12:14
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"Hey McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!"
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 12:15
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Man on board finds where his water fountain went.
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 16:33
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Shut those down, say Hoskins. Sea levels are rising enough already.
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 17:04
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The invasion of Europe: on B-Day!
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 18:43
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Well I'm not playing Chicken, so move over....
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 18:44
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Unexpected issue when Trump pulls out of the Open Skies Policy
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 18:48
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Look over there, By Harry's house near Studland, ....
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 19:22
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....well no, I have Covid and I was isolated in Tube 1 and the Captain got a Emergency Action Message ....
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 05:14
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Graphic demonstration of what happens to the refuellers if someone does actually drive over a hydrant coupling.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 05:16
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The way things are trending, this will be an olympic sport in two games time.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 07:54
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Doing some training on my own ready to support my application to ESA, hi G, weightless and isolation.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 07:57
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Tower was too busy laughing to authorise the fly- by.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 10:13
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On left, While Jet Skiing across tbe North Sea with 2kg of Cocaine, Hoskins was surprised to find UK Border Force had downsized their patrol boats to independent operation.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 12:07
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Illegal immigrants attempting to cross the Channel on water hoverboards were thwarted when they underestimated the length of pipe required...
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 17:45
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Damned Bombay belly.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 17:46
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No that’s not Buster, he’s a little squirt.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 20:58
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During the latest TFL ( Transport for London ) strike, inovative ways to get from Richmond to London City Airport were needed.
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Old 17th Feb 2021, 21:00
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Damm lost the instructions, now what was lesson 2 ....
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Lesson 2 how to turn round
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