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Old 4th Dec 2020, 07:47
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"Not quite grasped the Goosestep there, von Hoskins".
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 09:06
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....and in a cunning plan to draw out the Allied Snipers, all the troops had to do was listen for the laughter from the bushes
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 09:07
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Proof that the German version of the Home Guard also provided the laughs for the audience
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 09:10
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In Cafe Rene the roles were reversed when the occupation forces entertained Mimi and Fifi to the Can Can
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 09:13
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Outside the tent at Bovingdon the dancing pro's limber up for the opening number of Dancing on Ice (1944)
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 10:21
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Oooh, what a gay day.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 10:24
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The German Army hadn't understood the meaning of a Flash Mob

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Old 4th Dec 2020, 10:28
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Ve are very similar to your Morris Dancers, except ve haff daggers.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 10:56
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I said "send 3 Panzers immediately"....not Pansies!
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:27
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In 1916 the Germans challenge the Brittishers to a penalty shoot out. With the loser to do a forfeit
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:30
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In 1940 the German troops head for the embarkation barges, practice their victory march down Whitehall, to the tune ' It's a long way to Tipperary '
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:32
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In 1945 Von Hoskins and friends celebrate promotion to V2 test Pilots, however wonder when they will get the landing training.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:33
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In 2020 Prince Harry and friends head to Ally Pally for the darts, however they find out too late Fancy Dress was prohibited this year
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:34
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The order to skirt the British machine gun nest could, perhaps, have been better phrased.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:36
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As the War goes badly for the Germans, the latest Hitler Rant is revealed...." ONLY USE ONE BOOT AT A TIME "
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:51
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"Knees up Mutter Von Braun, Knees up Mutter Von Braun..."
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 11:52
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They've just been posted to Italy.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 12:20
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I ordered you to establish an army camp, not a camp army.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 12:25
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Gott und Pimmel
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 12:26
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We three Queens of Orient are.........

Nein, it's Kings......

Speak for yourself Duckie.....
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