Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

The Germans celebrate as Cristmas Day was on a Sunday, There was no way the British would atta. ...

[Chu Chu]

After watching a pre-pre-production episode of M*A*S*H, Wehrmacht troops try for an Abschnitt acht.

[Kiltrash]

At first the Germans did not believe the children shouting
" they are behind you "
" Oh no they arnt"
"Oh yes they are "
" Oh no they arnt "
" Oh have it your own way " !!

[Kiltrash]

SOE thought they had thought of every possibility when they inserted Commandos wearing captured uniforms into France, however did not account for the Germans playing Irish Dance Music.

[Dan Gerous]

Step we gaily on we go,
Heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm in arm and row on row,
All for Eva's wedding.

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[cattletruck]

Hitler's secret weapon during the invasion of France - the Aryan troupe perform the can-can in their knickerbockers.

[ivor toolbox]

Nouvion garrison prove to General Von Klinkerhoffen they are not hiding the painting of The Fallen Madonna ( with the big boobies) by Van Clompf under their greatcoats

Ttfn

[Buster Hyman]

After initially believing that the Gay Bomb didn't work, the Americans changed tack and started on the Atomic Bomb...if only they knew.

[MPN11]

“Nice boots there, Hans!”

”Ja, I get them cheap in the Debenham’s Closing Down Sale.”

[Boeing Jet]

"We will have to this next time comrades" !!

[MPN11]

“Vy du not having eine helmet, Shutze Bobbit?”

[Kiltrash]

Dashing white Sergeant

( Oh how I hated that at school. Been trying to forget it the last 55 years. )

[Kiltrash]

The Edinburgh Military Tattoo will let any one in nowadays regardless of race, gender or religious belief.

[Kiltrash]

Having overrun ( most ) of Europe the Germans celebrated not needing passports anymore.

Americans..What's a passport?

[Kiltrash]

As Hitler had outlawed homosexual acts, the troops celebrated May 8 1945

[Buster Hyman]

The Siegfried Line. A new play from Rodgers & Hammerstein.

[Wensleydale]

A little known fact of WW2: once the autobahns had been finished, Hitler authorised the building of a Yellow Brick Road.

[Kiltrash]

Audi, Benz and Porshe get together to develop a better " People's Car "

[Kiltrash]

"Y" "M" and "C" seek a further member
" eh?"

[Wensleydale]

I know that a similar pun has been used before, but I bring you:
"Panzie-Grenadiers".