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Old 6th Dec 2020, 23:45
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I told you we shoudn't have called into that Mercedes garage for a tyre change.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 00:17
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Early biofuel powered electric plant. With everything green within a 100 meter radius now converted to electricity, it's time to shift to a new area of operations.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 01:05
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Having heard of the cunning Britisher prisoners escaping with a wooden horse, the more mechanical minded Germans attempt was doomed to failure
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 02:33
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"Ve are schtill goink faster than that Jaguar on the beach..."
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"That 'll teach you to buy a Peloton system from Amazon!" *

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Old 7th Dec 2020, 06:39
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"Get your handlebars out of mein arsch!"
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 06:46
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"Do you think it would have been better to build this in the trench?"
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 07:29
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General bloody electric shower, portable for the use off..
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 07:29
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Recharge the Generals mobile phone they said....
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 07:35
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Now if only we could get the Bovine to pedal, we could rate it as 2 horsepower
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Now put on this Pantomime Horse costume and you can power the theatre as well.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 07:40
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If only Heineken did field kitchens
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 07:49
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Vere are Ve?

I sink zis must be Liverpool...
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Now we're riding along on our bicycle honey, that's a bicycle built for two
I'm looking at my honey in the rear view mirror, now I got a better view...
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Yes, yes, yes, BMW. Audi, Mercedes are all imports, but we sell technology to Germany as well, and that will continue after Brexit, take for example the Boris bikes exported to the German Army.
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You must have the bell end, because I don't have one.
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The concept of crop rotation was lost on the German Engineers.
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"Hans"
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"Vere did zee Zeppelin go?"
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Honestly Hans, did you not see the briefing about Social Distancing? There's a whole bloody field out there!
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