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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 7th Dec 2020, 10:07
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"Hurry Hans, they're breathing down our necks!"
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 10:08
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Well...to each their own Nutty but, I think I'll put the seat back on thanks.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 10:12
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"What did you do in za War, Daddy?"

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Old 7th Dec 2020, 10:13
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Don't you feel a bit exposed?
Oh sorry. I didn't think you vould notice, i vill put it avay...
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 10:17
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Schnell! Schnell! it's a 78 on the turntable.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 10:21
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Ver on ar vay to Tipperary, its a long vay to go..

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Old 7th Dec 2020, 11:28
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Having won the Tour de France so often, Team Sky (Ineos) is allocated the latest technology.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 11:30
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Sorry this is a Stop Start bike, looking to save Carbon footprint.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 11:31
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Due to a oil shortage in 1945 the Wehrmacht look to alternative forms of transport
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 11:33
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Mobile battery charger for use in the field is designed, However may need additional troops when its the Panzer that's flat.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 11:34
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"Got a flat battery, Call the RAC, We come to you"
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 11:35
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Pedal faster, the General wants toast made into soldiers with his egg this morning.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:19
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Hans heard a rumor that only real dynamos would get promotions.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:24
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Before blitzkrieg came smallelectricsparkkrieg.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:24
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Pedal quicker, I hear bagpipes!
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:26
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Van der Graaf Generator - the early years...
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:31
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Schnell Schnell get this up to 141.622 KPH. I have already done the difficult part, inventing the Flux Capacitor said Von Brawn
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:37
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Off the the right, ok Von Franklin, we get the wire on the kite and fly it onto the thunderstorm. What could possibly go wrong...
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:43
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Mr Dunlop to Mr Raleigh
" Well there's your problem "
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 12:46
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The real reason executions for desertion by electrocution in the field was abandoned
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