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Old 4th Dec 2020, 14:14
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Jonesy, Pike and Sgt Wilson come up behind then and scream, " They Don't Like It Up em. "
before realising it was Hodges, Vicer and Mrs Fox rehearsing for the Christmas Panto.
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Old 4th Dec 2020, 14:15
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Hey ho..
Skip, skip, to my loo
Skip, to my loo
Skip, to my loo

Hey ho..Skip to my loo
That's what dysentery does for you....
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“No, Hans ... “you put your LEFT foot in” ... ach, these rehearsals for the Korps Panto are taking forever!
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The troops celebrate their posting to the Mohne Dam
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“It ain’t half COLD, Mutti!”
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“Hello, ve are looking for the camp site.”
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“Lt. Gruber, ve haf found another one!”
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Herr Flick... has only got one ball...

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Old 5th Dec 2020, 03:14
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Looks like there’s a flap on...
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The goosed step.
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 06:19
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Go on make a wish...
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 06:20
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Haven't got a leg to stand on
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On the PPRuNe Christmas Party Nutty, Buster and Kiltrash help each other home safely. Leave no one behind
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On the Eastern Front to ward off the effects of the cold, Von Hoskins makes a brew with local potatoes. Accidentally discovers Vodka
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Just goes to show the Germans DO have a sense of humour
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 08:33
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...and when we have to wade through deep mud, we stand on wee Jimmy Krankie, the greatcoat hides this trick
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 09:57
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
On the PPRuNe Christmas Party Nutty, Buster and Kiltrash help each other home safely. Leave no one behind
well possibly Buster, we could leave him behind
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Before being allowed down to the pool early the Germans had to prove they were not carrying towels with them.
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Vell zer pencils upp der nostrils und der underpants on der heads did not und vork.
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