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Old 7th Dec 2020, 13:09
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"Why don't you use donkeys to power the generators?"

"We'd love to, but our raiding parties never find any staff officers."
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 13:43
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Mercedes F1 pit crew demonstrate new tyre inflation pump.

Ttfn
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 14:57
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Zundapp!!

Bless you.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 15:04
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....mean while the emergency generators for the Westfallon Stadion get a workout
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 15:10
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Off to the right Baron Von Frankenstein applies power to his latest creation...... "" It Lives "" he exclaimed excitedly ....The powered dildo for Mata Hari
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 15:14
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Even though Lewis Hamilton was sidelined from the Grand Prix, it was too late to call off the sabotage to the Mercedes Pit Crew
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 15:19
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I said "pedal until you get fifty hertz" you deaf tw@t
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 16:47
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“Fork ‘Andles?”

“Damn, we’re in the wrong sketch!”

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Old 7th Dec 2020, 17:26
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Keep pedalling need to maintain -70deg for the vaccines
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 17:29
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The Germans have a cunning plan to diverse locate the Power Generation in case, by some miracle, the British manage to destroy the Dams
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 17:51
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After the unfortunate setback on the Marne, the Kaiser's plans for the Tour de France needed a few adjustments.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 18:15
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 18:20
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"Is this a spinning class?"

"No. We haven't done any HASELL Checks yet".
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 18:43
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The troops arrive at the Raleigh point.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 18:47
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thinks... If only Lycra had been invented; this would count as fun.
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 19:00
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Pilot is greatfull not even this Navigator can get lost, as they cycle through the Cairngorm Mountains
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Old 7th Dec 2020, 22:27
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Come on Coffman, pedal or we’ll never get it started...




In memory of a great person sadly missed..
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Old 8th Dec 2020, 06:58
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"" Quick, to the Batmobile " Said Del Boy in the annual Nags Head fancy dress party.
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Old 8th Dec 2020, 07:05
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Proof of concept works for Power Generation, now Super size it with the Hamsters.. They don't eat much so ( almost ) free energy
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Old 8th Dec 2020, 07:13
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...and for the Italian market you Back Pedal
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