Caption Competition Mk II

[NutLoose]

Well, we were self isolating in a bubble, right up until those bloody scousers nicked the bloody bubble canopy.

[NutLoose]

Those things on the end of the pylons, they’re Bells signature design feature, we call them Bellends.

[NutLoose]

Hey that guy running towards his car, isn’t that Ivor Sikorsky?

[NutLoose]

It tells you something when they haven’t even bothered to paint a serial number on it Sarge.

[NutLoose]

I heard they took a flypress design and put a rotor on it.

[Buster Hyman]

Right. Lesson one. Start peddling.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, so this is what 89mph looks like.

[Kiltrash]

Heath -Robinson designs a Cow Catcher for Amtrak

[Kiltrash]

Call it the MQ-8 Pre Reaper, now just upgrade the control system

[Kiltrash]

AH here she comes, Miss Whiplash with the Flying Helmet and Celery

[Wensleydale]

The Safety Inspector noted that it was dangerous to fly because the crew was not issued with high visibility vests.

[Kiltrash]

Having landed at RAF Manston Hoskins later discovered he was Covid Positive when he was unexpectedly tested

[Kiltrash]

No we found it behind the Furherbunker

[Wensleydale]

STS Aviation find discrepancies in the drawings to convert 737s into Wedgetails.

[Wensleydale]

The USAF in further bids to prevent unauthorised Nose Art.

[Wensleydale]

POTUS assures the President Elect that he will hand over Marine 1 in due course.

[Kiltrash]

Q delivers upgraded Nellie to 007, a two seater so he can fly off with this film's Bond Girl at the end of the adventure.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, this is as far as we got. The first magazine with parts was rather affordable, but then the costs skyrocketed!

[c52]

"I am now going to demonstrate how this one simple chain I am holding in my hand gives me perfect control over the aircraft."

[Kiltrash]

Glorious Leader reveals new Gunship, designed and built in only 10 days from plans found in the back of a 7 year old's sketch book...Can just about read.. 'this is the property of Igor Sikorsky''