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Old 11th Jan 2021, 01:39
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Well, we were self isolating in a bubble, right up until those bloody scousers nicked the bloody bubble canopy.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 01:42
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Those things on the end of the pylons, they’re Bells signature design feature, we call them Bellends.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 01:52
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Hey that guy running towards his car, isn’t that Ivor Sikorsky?
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 01:53
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It tells you something when they haven’t even bothered to paint a serial number on it Sarge.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 02:06
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I heard they took a flypress design and put a rotor on it.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 04:28
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Right. Lesson one. Start peddling.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 04:28
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Okay, so this is what 89mph looks like.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:11
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Heath -Robinson designs a Cow Catcher for Amtrak
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:14
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Call it the MQ-8 Pre Reaper, now just upgrade the control system
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:16
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AH here she comes, Miss Whiplash with the Flying Helmet and Celery
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:22
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The Safety Inspector noted that it was dangerous to fly because the crew was not issued with high visibility vests.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:23
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Having landed at RAF Manston Hoskins later discovered he was Covid Positive when he was unexpectedly tested
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:24
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No we found it behind the Furherbunker
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:25
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STS Aviation find discrepancies in the drawings to convert 737s into Wedgetails.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 06:27
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The USAF in further bids to prevent unauthorised Nose Art.
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POTUS assures the President Elect that he will hand over Marine 1 in due course.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 07:53
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Q delivers upgraded Nellie to 007, a two seater so he can fly off with this film's Bond Girl at the end of the adventure.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 08:34
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Well, this is as far as we got. The first magazine with parts was rather affordable, but then the costs skyrocketed!
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 08:49
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"I am now going to demonstrate how this one simple chain I am holding in my hand gives me perfect control over the aircraft."
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 08:57
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Glorious Leader reveals new Gunship, designed and built in only 10 days from plans found in the back of a 7 year old's sketch book...Can just about read.. 'this is the property of Igor Sikorsky''
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