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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 15th Sep 2020, 14:32
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Have you seen my big chopper?
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:25
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Now no one can stop me from smoking.
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:26
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The Royal Navy realises it has the actual means to stage a 'balloon debate'. More humanely, of course.
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:27
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The Navigator gets out at Lossiemouth, or so he thinks.
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:31
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And so our survival expert is left all alone in the desert, apart from a crew of cameramen, sound recordists, catering and medical staff, and a good number of lesser technicians.
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:53
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Uber eats delivery sir? better than field rations.
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:56
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Loadie to Pilot, "Sir no one still down there, better get back to base before the sandstorm comes"
Mutters,... I'll teach Capt Hoskins to mess around with my wife...
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 17:58
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Tell you what, this Bunker on the 7th hole is a lot bigger now...
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 18:41
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At last. I'd like to see them prevent me from mingling with six other people now.

Hang on, I'm all alone. HELP!
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 19:05
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Loadie, Right sir that's us down to only 6 now, look after yourself will send someone to pick you up when the weather clears.
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What do you mean you are Dom Cummins and the rules do not apply to you...
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 19:26
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“Good luck, LAC Shaw. Write a book about it when you get home.”
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 20:22
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Having not heard from Cpl Nutloose for a few days, his best friend Sgt Buster starts a search and rescue patrol
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 21:23
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I may have missed the bus but I'm still going Commando...
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 21:47
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Yes, Mr Cummings, this is an extremely sensitive military site which you are free to explore. No, sorry, none of us can come with you; we don't have the security clearance.
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Old 15th Sep 2020, 22:35
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"Here's the biggest crowd in the whole history of America cheering for you, Mr Trump, but only the best presidents can see and hear them."

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Old 16th Sep 2020, 00:34
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OH NO ! it's Buster at the controls for the landing, This is going to be too ugly to watch .......

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Old 16th Sep 2020, 00:35
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See I told you ! All you have to do is download the lyft app.
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 00:38
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Yah it's an RN Helicopter, better late than never I guess.....
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Old 16th Sep 2020, 02:57
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"excuse me! Have you seen an aircraft carrier around here?"
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"Now, did they say that land mines can or cannot be set off by downwash?"
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