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Old 10th Jan 2021, 12:15
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In the Falkland Islands HRH The Prince Andrew finally pulls a female that won't mind being taken back to his quarters.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 14:46
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Mummy cow had eaten too much during pregnancy, however was not surprised when Farmer Giles called in help from the Navy, call sign Stork 07
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 15:52
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It's my emergency arrestor-hook.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 16:35
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The Royal Navy; Anything,Anytime,Anywhere...
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 16:37
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Squadron CO. I heard through the grapevine you have being doing some freelance hauling.....

Aircraft Commander. Hey Skipper, don't have a cow, man.....
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 16:38
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Loadmaster: Hey boss what do I put on the load sheet "

"Self loading freight"
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 16:40
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Look at the bright side skipper, 017 had to haul the pigs....
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 16:42
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So Granddad what did you do during the Falklands war ?
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 16:42
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As usual, whenever there was a chance of publicity, the Navy knew how to milk it.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 17:19
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The RAF chopper crew was annoyed their S61 went U/S and they had to call in the Navy to take over.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 17:22
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Admirals ordered some manure for his Roses, the supplier is out of bagged. But why would you want to put sh!t on the chocolates?
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 17:28
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Ours is not to reason why, there is a cow in the sea 10 miles from land, ours is to do or die.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 17:31
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30 minutes before, the Coastguard asked the caller to repeat exactly what it was he saw in the sea.
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 21:01
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Judging time,

joint 3rd#
Surplus; with, Get a move on, it's Friesian up here.
and Wensleydale; with, The origin of the phrase "Creamie QFI".

2nd the aptly named Cattletruck with, Off to the upholsterer.

1st, and just ahead of Cattletruck was

Treadigraph with, (and C52 will back me up here), Heath-Robinson designs a muck-spreader...

Over to moo Treadi.

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Old 10th Jan 2021, 21:03
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Heli cow... thanks Dan!

Gis a mo... OK, try this.

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Old 10th Jan 2021, 21:14
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"We always stick extra fuel tanks on the ends of the wings."
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Old 10th Jan 2021, 21:17
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"I hope those rockets don't have flames coming out of the back when we launch them, or we could burn."
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Things were going well for the development of the Gyro Gearloose-o-copter until the machine was crushed in an instant by a cow that came out of nowhere.

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Jesus, thatís the last time I land at Speke.
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There was nothing on the gauges but the...... wait, where’s the bloody instruments gone...
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