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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 15th Feb 2021, 12:47
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I'm fed up with my pitiful little fart 'n' go Redstone board - one day I'll upgrade to one of those Saturn Vs...
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 13:38
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Hoskins was keen to go solo, but his Instructor suspected it would not end well.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 13:57
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'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?'

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Old 15th Feb 2021, 14:33
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With the highlight of each week usually no more than rescuing cats up trees, Little Snoring Fire Service get a bit bored.....
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 14:40
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Though Herman's ark was significantly faster than Noah's, its payload capacity was less than optimal.

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Old 15th Feb 2021, 15:41
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Man on board: "This is quite terrifying enough without looking where I'm going."
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 15:51
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Government trial cunningly disguised aerators to address the effluent problem off Blackpool beach.
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Bloody refuelling hose has come off again.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 18:40
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Thats the beauty of blue / green background screen, you can make anything look like it's live action.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 20:49
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Nothing against your water-powered jet pack, old son, but really, holding the test pilot up on a stick?
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 21:07
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Thunderbirds 2021 - Scott and Virgil try out their new International Rescue craft after Brains is influenced by Extinction Rebellion...
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 21:10
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The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 21:43
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Despite some tricky disguising, the Chemtrails were still a bit obvious .
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 23:12
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Capt Mainwaring: "Right men, now the boffins in London have invented a couple of top secret new weapons, and they've asked us to see if we can work out what they are."
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 05:53
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....and if we fly over the car park we can charge them to get their vehicles washed
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 05:54
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In Texas. Wasn't expecting such a instant cold snap. Anyone gotta ladder ??

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Old 16th Feb 2021, 05:55
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Crash hat and hi viz jacket? What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 06:16
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"Excuse me! Do you know anything about Nebulisers?"
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 08:20
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Bruno theorised that a strict diet of Heinz baked beans would improve thrust vectoring and increase his rate of turn - unfortunately he had failed to anticipate the impermeability and ballooning qualities of his lycra wetsuit...
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Old 16th Feb 2021, 09:15
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The Phantom design team came up with a novel demonstration that, given enough thrust, anything will fly, gaining widespread applause from the Darwin Awards Committee.
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