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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 2nd Dec 2020, 00:03
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Rudolf stop that ! There is no time to hump that things leg !
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 01:21
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"Hey, Rudolph, why is it taking so long to plug in?"
"We are down by 3 reindeer, Santa: Dancer pulled a fetlock on Dancing with the Stars, Prancer got beaten up outside a gay bar, and Donner is having reassignment surgery to become Donna."
(mumbles) "Every bloody Xmas there is something new, mumble mumble..."
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 03:03
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Not in Eric Brown's Logbook, but is in every drunken Jarhead's this side of Mississippi
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 03:05
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As Santa heard Aspen Three Zero call up LA Centre for a speed check, he knew he had a team when he heard Rudolph key the mike
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 03:08
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After many delays with Reindeer stopping to eat on Christmas Night, Santa was only too glad to find a Fly Through that Covid -19 had not closed.
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 07:38
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If we can hide under this thing then NORAD will not be able to track us this year!
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 08:33
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Rumours that a Covid superspreader was on the loose weren't unfounded...
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 09:25
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If you don't start pulling Donner, you will be on the menu tonight as a kebab.
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 11:10
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Boom Operator to Navigator.
Hank, remember you were telling us in the crew room about your affair with Mrs Clause. Well i think someone wants a word.

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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 11:15
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Hoskins! Which part of "hours of darkness" did you not understand? Greta still believes we're carbon neutral.
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 12:03
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Blitzen! Hold tight, MCAS just activated...

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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 12:03
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*cough*...*splutter*...That’s not Gin!
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 12:05
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Hey Hank, look at that. Worst tail strike ever!
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 13:30
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On Decembet 24th Ascot 14 suffered dual engine failure and was drifting down to a watery grave and all hope was lost when out of nowhere the crew felt the speed and altitude slowly increasing. Having called Mayday the intercepting fighter was surprised to find this and only footage from the gun camera was able to show what was happening. The Air Force apologise to all the children of the world that there will however be no presents this year. The rescue choppers found no trace of Santa, Reindeer or Sleigh, only a muddy puddle.
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Old 2nd Dec 2020, 13:47
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"Boomer to Pilot....positive ID, looks like Reindeer"

"Roger, thanks for the weather update....but don't call me dear on duty"
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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 07:28
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Round the World, all the Air Forces pull out all the stops and work together to help Santa deliver....6.7bn Covid-19 vaccines in time for Christmas.
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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 07:34
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Sorry, Santa, nobody gets any fuel, Donald Trump is sitting on the boom and refuses to leave.
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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 08:34
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Donner to Rudolf the old fools nodded off again the descission to proceed is yours

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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 11:13
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Rudolf to Santa, wave off, repeat, wave off, this one doesn't award loyalty points...
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Old 3rd Dec 2020, 11:15
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He's refusing to serve us Boss, he says he saw his mommy kissing you last year...
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