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Old 5th Dec 2020, 10:58
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The Germans celebrate as Cristmas Day was on a Sunday, There was no way the British would atta. ...
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After watching a pre-pre-production episode of M*A*S*H, Wehrmacht troops try for an Abschnitt acht.
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At first the Germans did not believe the children shouting
" they are behind you "
" Oh no they arnt"
"Oh yes they are "
" Oh no they arnt "
" Oh have it your own way " !!
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 11:13
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SOE thought they had thought of every possibility when they inserted Commandos wearing captured uniforms into France, however did not account for the Germans playing Irish Dance Music.
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 11:15
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Step we gaily on we go,
Heel for heel and toe for toe

Arm in arm and row on row,
All for Eva's wedding.


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Old 5th Dec 2020, 11:33
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Hitler's secret weapon during the invasion of France - the Aryan troupe perform the can-can in their knickerbockers.
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Nouvion garrison prove to General Von Klinkerhoffen they are not hiding the painting of The Fallen Madonna ( with the big boobies) by Van Clompf under their greatcoats

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Old 5th Dec 2020, 13:38
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After initially believing that the Gay Bomb didn't work, the Americans changed tack and started on the Atomic Bomb...if only they knew.
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 13:39
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“Nice boots there, Hans!”

”Ja, I get them cheap in the Debenham’s Closing Down Sale.”
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 14:06
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"We will have to this next time comrades" !!
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 16:14
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“Vy du not having eine helmet, Shutze Bobbit?”
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 17:43
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Dashing white Sergeant

( Oh how I hated that at school. Been trying to forget it the last 55 years. )

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Old 5th Dec 2020, 17:45
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The Edinburgh Military Tattoo will let any one in nowadays regardless of race, gender or religious belief.

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Old 5th Dec 2020, 17:48
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Having overrun ( most ) of Europe the Germans celebrated not needing passports anymore.

Americans..What's a passport?
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Old 5th Dec 2020, 17:53
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As Hitler had outlawed homosexual acts, the troops celebrated May 8 1945
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 00:43
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The Siegfried Line. A new play from Rodgers & Hammerstein.
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A little known fact of WW2: once the autobahns had been finished, Hitler authorised the building of a Yellow Brick Road.
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 06:14
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Audi, Benz and Porshe get together to develop a better " People's Car "
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Old 6th Dec 2020, 06:15
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"Y" "M" and "C" seek a further member
" eh?"
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I know that a similar pun has been used before, but I bring you:
"Panzie-Grenadiers".
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