Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

" Oh Brenda, Your so Butch"

[Kiltrash]

Fed up with Trumps japes, Sleepy Joe went on the offence

[Kiltrash]

In Ancient times the Greeks left a 20 foot Sheep as a goodbye gift for the city of Troy, got in their ships and departed, and the rest as they say was history.

[Kiltrash]

I know I said I would do what I can to help the War effort, Ill be your beast of burden, Keep you warm at night, supply you with milk, give ewe all a laugh, even pose to be your girlfriends photo, but o'll be dammed if I will let you strap a parachute on my back.
What do ewe think I am? some hairy ar$ed Scotsman??

[Kiltrash]

....and in other news, In Downing Street the power struggle means Dominic Cummins finally shows his true colours and comes out as a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

[treadigraph]

Right, next time that bloody sheep dog appears, I'm ready for him!

or...

Next time Noakes tells Shep to get down, he's bloody well going to stay down....

[Chu Chu]

If we send the souvenirs, how do we know they'll send her back again with more tobacco?

You'll get nowhere in this business if you don't trust the enemy.

[treadigraph]

Dolly the Terminator Sheep: "I'll be baaaaack..."

[ivor toolbox]

Well, if pigs can fly...

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

The Doctors at Cambridge were pleased with the early results towards cloning sheep, however starting with Officer McLaine DNA was perhaps a step to faaar

[cavuman1]

Just say "Naa-aaa-aah" to drugs!

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

The aarrrmmmy are pleased to recruit Lester Piggott into the Cavalry

[Kiltrash]

....and here at the final of "One Man and his Dog" the English entrant finds a particularly stubborn Scottish Lowland sheep no 9 to shed.

[NutLoose]

Getting old, the recoil helps me mount.

[Kiltrash]

Fed up with the Rams firing blanks, Dolly goes on the hunt for a real Stud...

[Kiltrash]

Dog and Sniper from a few cap comp before

Check again the 3 o'clock. Think dinner does not want to go quietly

[Kiltrash]

In Cumbria the locals get fed up with TV weather presenters trampling all over their lovely pasteurs.

[Kiltrash]

In Wales as Ant and Dec get ready for the new I'm a Celebrity show, little did the contestants know this time the Bush tucker would be allowed to fight back

[Buster Hyman]

This is the fifth hill I’ve taken. Do they call me Dave the conqueror? No.
I’ve shot many with this rifle. Do they call me Dave the sharpshooter? No.
But, you **** one sheep......

[NutLoose]

Sh*t, this isn’t grass, it’s mint.