Caption Competition Mk II

[Ascend Charlie]

"NO! It stands for Make Amurrica Great Again, not Most Arrogant Goose Alive."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Hey, Private! Pull my finger! It's OK, they are wearing masks!"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yah and tell all your democrat friends I don't want you in MY ARMY !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Soldier walking

Unlike you sir, I do know which way the exit is !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yah my golf clubs are in the trunk of the Suburban over there.

[Kiltrash]

No Mr Cummins you cannot serve in my Administration. You are not radical enough

[Kiltrash]

Course it is perfectly safe in Washington. See I can wear white trousers.

[Kiltrash]

No Mr ex President, you ARE facing the correct way for your firing squad.

[Dan Gerous]

You're in the Military, you will vote for me, and that's an order.

[Kiltrash]

Soldier walking away
Right Hank, from a distance you do look like Trump. So you are in the lead Hummer through downtown Delawere
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[Kiltrash]

Why is that Alsation looking at me through a spotter's scope?

[Dan Gerous]

"Toes pointing outwards, you prick".
"I can't, I've got bone spurs".

[Dan Gerous]

"Are the guys in black masks SF"?
"That's what they tell the babes Sir".

[Hydromet]

Didn't this unit get my executive order that all camouflage caps are to be red from now on? Make it so, soldier.

[Kiltrash]

You! Go get the briefcase. Got one last Executive Order to enact

[Wensleydale]

Go to the BX and get some boot polish for this honour guard...

[Kiltrash]

Go get FLOTUS. Surely one of these men can satisfy her. They are the best of the best

[Kiltrash]

Sir, Mr Biden is on the phone,
Tell him the key is under the front door mat.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, when I was in Military College, THIS was left!

[Buster Hyman]

“Go get my Baton, I’m leading this band!...... It’s not hard to find. It’s called Melania”