Caption Competition Mk II
Avoid imitations
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When the Boss said “smoke that fag”, Gladys didn’t realise they were preparing him for a suicide mission.
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Can’t we just wear a discreet nappy like the civilian air hostesses, as opposed to these bloody MOD designed items.
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When I said I’d one day like to fly with some beaver, I didn’t think you’d crew me up with that nut job Hoskins who’s obviously working his ticket.
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Well you did say please return the tray to it’s upright position, and it did shut him up.
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Yes I exercise all my Navs this way, throw them a plank of wood and they’ll run and bring it back to you.
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Sorry no facilities on this aircraft, hence the sh*tchute.
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Remember under no circumstances bale out, you’re carrying the woodbines, Hoskins the whiskey and I’ve got the gin, and Doris is making french knickers to sell on the black market from our silk chutes.