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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 21st Dec 2020, 13:55
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Well one of us must know how to fly this thing. No way the Airforce would allocate 3 radio officers to the same crew, would they??
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 13:58
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When the Boss said “smoke that fag”, Gladys didn’t realise they were preparing him for a suicide mission.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 14:01
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" There are three of us in this marriage "
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 16:16
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Can’t we just wear a discreet nappy like the civilian air hostesses, as opposed to these bloody MOD designed items.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 16:21
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When I said I’d one day like to fly with some beaver, I didn’t think you’d crew me up with that nut job Hoskins who’s obviously working his ticket.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 16:48
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To show confidence in their engine, Mr Rolls forgoes a parachute
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 16:53
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As the amount of Christmas Parcels exceeds stowage space, The Post Office strap additional cargo to the Pilots in place of Parachutes.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 16:55
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Man in the middle,
" Don't look now but PO.Harvey has given me a hard on "
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 17:42
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Well you did say please return the tray to it’s upright position, and it did shut him up.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 17:54
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Early trials of a passenger life vest.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 17:57
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....run that past me again? . ...to ' Bale Out ' I unbuckle and you turn the aircraft upside down, and wait for gravity ...
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 17:58
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If you hear EJECT and don't, you won't get a reminder
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 18:04
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....why the parachute? Well when we return if the pictures are important you leap out from 10000 feet while I phaff about doing heroic landing things.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 18:26
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Yes I exercise all my Navs this way, throw them a plank of wood and they’ll run and bring it back to you.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 18:28
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Sorry no facilities on this aircraft, hence the sh*tchute.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 18:32
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Remember under no circumstances bale out, you’re carrying the woodbines, Hoskins the whiskey and I’ve got the gin, and Doris is making french knickers to sell on the black market from our silk chutes.
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 18:55
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Yes but why the plank of wood?
More nourishing than flight rations...
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 18:57
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David Gower prepares for a flight over the SCG.
When strapped in, pass my cricket bat please
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Old 21st Dec 2020, 19:04
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(High pitched voice)

No the crotch strap is not too tight, its just nice...
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