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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:49
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Mel "Hey Don, whats the difference between you and one of those engines"
Don "I dont know my love, tell me"
Mel "They stop whining when their work is done"
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 10:01
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Ohh Donald, before I forget, unlike your secret service detail, I don't intend to be by your side for the rest of your life.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 10:38
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"Donny, I know you cheat at golf...but did you know that I have done a little cheating too?"
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 12:45
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What does two weeks quarantine mean?
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 12:48
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Ahh, it’ll be great here back in good old Florida where my...wait....Guantanamo Bay! GUANTANAMO BAY!!!!
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 13:10
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Mel....Ah 2 lovely weeks with nothing to do but lie in the sun, working on my memoirs and tan
Don....Well i was hoping you had brought the Flying Helmet and Celery. ..
Mel... Sorry the Celery appears to have gone all soft and limp
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 13:49
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I hear President Putin has " Arranged " for a Dictator vacancy in Nicaragua, Fancy a holiday?
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 13:51
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Not only did I leave him a nice note, I left him that 5 gallon drum of instant tan, it should keep him going in the first week.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 13:58
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I also removed the inside door handles from the toilets in both the west wing and the residence.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 14:03
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Yes Dear, I left him a letter, a french one, though I doubt he'll be able to use it..
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 14:57
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D: "Oh, look at the crowd of admirers!"

M: "Dahlink, day look like Lawyers and Bankers to me."
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 16:34
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Now I am no longer President of the USA I can rejoin PPRuNe and take the micky out of World Leaders in the Cap Comp. ( they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me!).
Now what Username to have...ah yes
" I Did It My Way...."
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 16:56
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I can’t wait to get my thong and heals on and get down the pool, what about you Melania?
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 20:21
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Pardon me.
No, I can’t Melania, I’m no longer the President. Besides you don’t have Two Million dollars.
Ugh...idiot, I just let fluffy off the chain!
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 20:28
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Melania, I have good news and bad news. On the way down I had a chance to check the company books for the last four years, and it's worse than bad. We have been forced into receivership all down to Covid affecting the business.
However the good news is that yet again we won't be paying any taxes this year and this time it's for real. ..
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 20:32
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As we are going to be living in Miami, think i will see if Beckham would like a Honorary Chairman for his Football Franchise. You could be the main Cheerleader.

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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 20:50
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Had a call from ' Con - Air ' they have offered to fly me back to Washington at a moments notice
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 22:35
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Some great captions - Nice to see that good old English toilet humour (with a u) is alive and well and living on PPRuNe.

Special award to Nutloose for cleverly infiltrating a link to the previous picture with :-
"Poor old Rudy, I wonder if he is still on the roof awaiting that helicopter I promised him?"


And to Kiltrash for a splendidly self-referential :-
"Now I am no longer President of the USA I can rejoin PPRuNe and take the micky out of World Leaders in the
Cap Comp. they have had ENOUGH fun of that with me.
Now what Username to have...ah yes
'I Did It My Way....'"


But my favourite (with a u) is
Originally Posted by c52
"I see a crowd of over two million Floridians welcoming me at the inauguration of my stay here."
so Up Periscope and you have the Con...

Thanks for letting me play
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 22:49
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Well, Mel, it's good to have the chance for a quiet chat.... Errm, you know when everyone said I was holding the Bible upside down.... How do they know, and is it important?
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Old 23rd Jan 2021, 00:43
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Someone needs to tell all those contortionists there's a pandemic on. And maybe buy them a good dinner, or ten, and some more colorful clothes.

Oh, wait, that must be a caption, not the next photo.
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