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Old 14th Nov 2020, 17:24
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In an attempt to fool the Luftwaffe away from the airfields the patrolling guards were dressed as sheep.
Damm simple said Churchill on his tour.
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 17:31
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Well you may believe the Falklands minefields are all cleared, but you can't pull the wool over my eyes and if you order me into that field again I'll let you have it!
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Old 14th Nov 2020, 20:24
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Well we used to use geese to guard the perimeter, but we had to bolster them with pigs in the new year as the guards disappeared over Christmas, sadly the pigs disappeared about the time of the annual hog roast festival so we settled on sheep as no one eats mutton these days.
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 07:48
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Ah there you are pretty young sheep now tell me what's your name.?
Why it's Kate..
Kate, strange name for a ram
Well it's short for. ...Bob

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Old 15th Nov 2020, 11:07
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Deep in the Dales of Wensley the sheep were have a nice quiet munch, till some tw@t with a gun jumped out of a high wing 4 engined airyplane. He asked me to hold this while he went for a slash. ..
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 11:46
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I will not go minkly.
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 11:52
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Baaaaarbraaa has lost a lot of friends to Argentinian landmines and now she's out for revenge!
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 14:16
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It is a calumny to suggest that the Secretary of State for Defence said the 20,000 new troops would be human.
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 14:20
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You are assured of a very warm welcome at The Woolly Sheep in Skipton...
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 14:23
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I was happier with a raddle!
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 15:40
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Time to call this Baaaaaaahd Boy
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 16:23
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.....and in employment news tonight, Edinburgh Woollen Mill has to close due to a lack of raw material.
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 16:27
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....and in retail news tonight, Mrs Higginbotham returned a woolen jumper complaining it had in the weave what appeared to be 7.62mm bullets.
The Police are looking into it .
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 16:32
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....and in Police News tonight, Durham Constabularly have recruited locals to go on neighbourhood watch in case Mr Cummins makes a break from London
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Old 15th Nov 2020, 16:42
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Don't look baaaack in anger
This is baaaarmy
etc etc etc
Meanwhile the CST trophy is gaaaaathering dust waiting for a new home.
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Old 16th Nov 2020, 09:55
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Right next time that flight of Eagles come over gonna let them have it. Disturbing my snooze with their daaaamm ' Sound of Freedom'

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Old 16th Nov 2020, 10:43
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‘‘Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so ewe"
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Old 16th Nov 2020, 10:50
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When I grow up I want a 50 caaaal like my brother
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Old 16th Nov 2020, 18:17
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We have a winner winner, lamb korma dinner.

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Bleating the retreat.
Can really beat the retreat, but you can't beat a good pun.

Well done Nutty. Take it away (the CST that is - not the sheep).
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Old 16th Nov 2020, 18:53
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Thank you....It was a pun? Oooh I never realised ok on with the next on, one hopes this will suffice in these times.




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