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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 1st Oct 2020, 20:41
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In the background the next batch of 1000 drones wait their final quality control checks.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 20:46
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As the designer of the mk2 robot ms Hoskins was felt to be a bit to transfixed on the breast size. Well it was on the direct orders of Great Leader ...
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 20:55
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Present arms..
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 20:58
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Keeps those hats strapped on, because it’s not just your socks they’ll blow off.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 21:06
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Welcome to the rifle rest battalion.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 21:10
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This is going to take some thought as at the moment to read your name badge one will need to be lying on the ceiling.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 21:13
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So the squadron has come up with your call signs, step forward 101, Zeppelin and Hindenburg.
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Old 1st Oct 2020, 22:12
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The RSM believed that women marched better than men because they were counterbalanced.
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And if any AEOPs say they can weigh your boobs and bet you a pound, don't fall for it!
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Mighty strange way to conduct a Covid-19 Test. Mr President.
Well it is fully hands off, what could be wrong with that...
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 07:02
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...and for your next swimming test, water wings are not needed...
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 07:05
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Chinese sewing industry demonstrates the strength of its stitching.
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 09:14
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Chinese sewing industry demonstrates the strength of its stitching.
well in the words of Tina Turner, ‘It’s simply the breast’
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Rugby dressed for American football.
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Captain Darling finally realised why Blackadder wanted to join the Womens Balloon Corps.
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That reminds me, pick up a pint of milk when your down the shops please.
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Buttocks, I told the surgeon, I want to see firm rounded buttocks........
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N Korean Suicide vest MK1.. the cannonball model
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Old 2nd Oct 2020, 11:57
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“Line abreast, line abreast GO!”
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“Ah,“ said Fat Wun, “This will prove to the Imperialist powers that we are indeed a developed Nation.”
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