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MT to DT. Now you just go off and do your thing, and don't make a fool of yourself. I should be OK with these 40 absolutely dishy and handsome specimens of stout British 'beef'
I see you have already drawn lots and formed a queue ....
I see you have already drawn lots and formed a queue ....
....and when i'm gone fill her up with the best Glenfiddich amd Marlborough. Should make a pretty cent selling them back home. We have Diplomatic Immunity and duty free allowance does not apply.
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I know, I know.... I shouldn’t have fired the Pilot, but I think we can pick one up here.
"Dollink, vhy do zese men sink you know soul music?"
"I don't know, why do you ask, Two Dogs?"
"Becoz zey keep sayink "You are soul" as you go by."
"I don't know, why do you ask, Two Dogs?"
"Becoz zey keep sayink "You are soul" as you go by."
Well I think that's the first time the President has ever hijacked his own aircraft. "Take me to Scotland" He demanded or the Hostess gets it.
Don't think the stupid fool knew that's where we were going anyhow...
Don't think the stupid fool knew that's where we were going anyhow...
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Slowing a bit (
) so I'll call it this afternoon ... last orders at the bar, please! Oh wait they're closed...
) so I'll call it this afternoon ... last orders at the bar, please! Oh wait they're closed...
Marine sloping off Right must get to his golf course with the 18 Presidential monogrammed golf balls and pop one in each hole before he gets there. I can see the headlines tomorrow " Trump sets new world record of 18 strokes for a round of golf"
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"Why is it that whenever we visit the UK and disembark together then the band plays something called "Nellie the Elephant" rather than "Hail to the Chief". The Honour Guard also starts sniggering when they get to the end of the verse".
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Did ya see that? nothing like a 50 man Republican guard of honour
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They can't be that secret, I see them everywhere we go.
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DT: They're all dressed the same, and that's boring. Why don't they have them from each Service, and all dressed differently, like we do?
DT... I will be glad when we get to the 20th Jan..
MT ...Oh why darling you will be out of a job?
DT ....Yes but then I can join PPRuNe and when they put up a picture of Sleepy Joy It will be my turn to have the last laugh
MT ...Oh why darling you will be out of a job?
DT ....Yes but then I can join PPRuNe and when they put up a picture of Sleepy Joy It will be my turn to have the last laugh
At the hand over ceremony of the CST the outgoing Chief gets to pass on the duty to the duly elected
( majority of one) Chief Elect.
Duly witnessed by all their friends and family.
( majority of one) Chief Elect.
Duly witnessed by all their friends and family.
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