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Old 19th Nov 2020, 07:45
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Look, its my Chess set...I can have as many pieces as I want, now either put the dress on or the horse head.....Queen or Knight...your choice!
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 10:00
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The Dallas Cowboys Quarterback is faced by a tricky defence ploy by the Washington Redskin

(no not a spelling mistake, deliberately left off the "s" )
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 10:01
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Joe Biden finds his way to the White House blocked unfairly
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 10:02
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Hey Kamela, take point, no way would they tackle a woman
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 11:15
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...aaaand cut, that's a wrap. It's in the can 4 years of
" Yes, Mr President " Have them rolling in the aisles.....
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 12:29
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Ok I won... so stop Biden for a chance to hold the CST


Scores on the White House doors are..

And the winners in order and by a bone crunching 12 inches is........

Dan Gerous with

"Toes pointing outwards, you prick".
"I can't, I've got bone spurs".

Ascend Charlie with

"Tell that woman over there that I'd like to get into her pants!"
"??...why, sir?"
"Because I just 5hit in mine!"

602 I demand a recount.. 622 that's better

with

Look, its my Chess set...I can have as many pieces as I want, now either put the dress on or the horse head.....Queen or Knight...your choice!

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Old 19th Nov 2020, 13:28
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Thanks Nutty. I've had a few wins recently, so it's open to anyone who hasn't had a win on the capcom.
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 21:44
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Well, I have not been so active lately (moving house) so perhaps I may make the following offering . . . .

BUT BEWARE ! ! ! This picture is booby-trapped ! Will it blow up in your face?


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Old 19th Nov 2020, 21:45
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Size matters.
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 21:46
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Now was it two turns to the right or left to make it safe?
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 21:51
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Da, we call this the Babushka shell.
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 22:00
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Old friends
Stood in the Armoury
Like bomb ends
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 22:05
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'Ere, Vi, 'ow many turns is it to screw this det o'nator 'ome?

Dunno luv, I am rolling a fag!
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 22:28
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Id be careful wiff that, the last one I did blew my leg off.




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Old 19th Nov 2020, 23:58
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"Oi! Legless! Hop over here and help me, I've superglued me fingers to the ruddy fuse!"
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 01:14
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This aught to move Trump.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 01:16
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"Doris. Should this shell be magnetised?"
"No, why?"
"Well my spanner is attracted to it along with my nether region....don't ask why"
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 01:18
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"It says here to gently twist it, twist it again, pick up the pace, then gently stroke...wait. No, that's my diary sorry"
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:37
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Tell Gemma her dildos ready
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 06:38
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Shells for the 'Duke of York ' ready
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