Caption Competition Mk II

[Chu Chu]

What are you doing about embassy security with the NVA closing in?
Well, we were a little worried when we discovered Blackwater hadn't been founded yet. But Boeing sent us a Marine Corps Assistance System.

[Kiltrash]

Everest Double Glazing salesmen get first hand experience of the power of hurricane strength winds.

[Kiltrash]

Knew it was a mistake painting a large yellow " H " on the top of the water Hydrant tower

[Kiltrash]

As London Ambulance service gets overrun with Covid-19 patients, a descission is made that
" walking wounded " will make their own way to hospital.

[Kiltrash]

Francis Ford Coppola is asked to make Nelson Mandella's autobiography " Long Walk to Freedom " into a film

[c52]

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick I will rend the ladder asunder from top to bottom, and not one of my acrobats will wobble even slightly."

[Dan Gerous]

All aboard the Skylark

[cavuman1]

Having enjoyed unqualified success in stuffing 19 clowns into a Mini Cooper, the Ring Master goes for the World Record in a Huey.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

To be approved for operation in China, foreign-manufactured helicopters had to establish compliance with regular passenger evacuation standards. With a few added conditions.

[Wensleydale]

"No you idiots...the Capitol Building is at the other end of Constitution Avenue".

[Kiltrash]

Back in the day Prince William and Prince Harry arrange a Monopoly pub crawl round London with their unit mates, however use Company Transport for personal use.

[Kiltrash]

What's the chances of that, BOTH VC-25 going tech the very day Trump booked for his last flight on AF1 and has to squeeze his extended family onto Marine1

[NutLoose]

He's from the Tower, he say's fair enough you can beat Mavericks flyby, now will you get off his fecking roof.

[cattletruck]

They were getting impressive load capacity once the luggage was stowed in a hole in the roof where the chimney used to be.

[Buster Hyman]

Amazing chopper. We’re getting so many away today!
Did you shut the door on the other side?

[Kiltrash]

Whatdoyamean can you have a free upgrade to Business Class....

[Kiltrash]

Person first in the queue..
" Why a white shirt? Makes you obvious to the Viet Cong..."
" Have you seen what happens to the Red Shirts in Star Trek ? ....

[treadigraph]

I'll call it this evening around 8pm...

[Chu Chu]

It took a village to load the ambassador's baggage chopper when he went for R&R.

[622]

“Please ladies and gents...I ask your patience during this time..we will get to you all.”

”Now Sir, did you want any chocolate sauce on that 99?”