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Old 20th Jan 2021, 12:06
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What are you doing about embassy security with the NVA closing in?
Well, we were a little worried when we discovered Blackwater hadn't been founded yet. But Boeing sent us a Marine Corps Assistance System.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 16:17
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Everest Double Glazing salesmen get first hand experience of the power of hurricane strength winds.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 16:20
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Knew it was a mistake painting a large yellow " H " on the top of the water Hydrant tower
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 16:22
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As London Ambulance service gets overrun with Covid-19 patients, a descission is made that
" walking wounded " will make their own way to hospital.
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 16:53
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Francis Ford Coppola is asked to make Nelson Mandella's autobiography " Long Walk to Freedom " into a film
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 17:44
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"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick I will rend the ladder asunder from top to bottom, and not one of my acrobats will wobble even slightly."
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 19:21
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All aboard the Skylark
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Old 20th Jan 2021, 20:52
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Having enjoyed unqualified success in stuffing 19 clowns into a Mini Cooper, the Ring Master goes for the World Record in a Huey.

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Old 21st Jan 2021, 01:26
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To be approved for operation in China, foreign-manufactured helicopters had to establish compliance with regular passenger evacuation standards. With a few added conditions.
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 06:12
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"No you idiots...the Capitol Building is at the other end of Constitution Avenue".
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 06:46
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Back in the day Prince William and Prince Harry arrange a Monopoly pub crawl round London with their unit mates, however use Company Transport for personal use.
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 06:52
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What's the chances of that, BOTH VC-25 going tech the very day Trump booked for his last flight on AF1 and has to squeeze his extended family onto Marine1
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 09:04
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He's from the Tower, he say's fair enough you can beat Mavericks flyby, now will you get off his fecking roof.
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 10:44
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They were getting impressive load capacity once the luggage was stowed in a hole in the roof where the chimney used to be.
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 11:04
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Amazing chopper. We’re getting so many away today!
Did you shut the door on the other side?
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 12:14
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Whatdoyamean can you have a free upgrade to Business Class....
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 12:17
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Person first in the queue..
" Why a white shirt? Makes you obvious to the Viet Cong..."
" Have you seen what happens to the Red Shirts in Star Trek ? ....
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 12:19
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I'll call it this evening around 8pm...
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 13:23
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It took a village to load the ambassador's baggage chopper when he went for R&R.
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Old 21st Jan 2021, 14:43
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“Please ladies and gents...I ask your patience during this time..we will get to you all.”

”Now Sir, did you want any chocolate sauce on that 99?”
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