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Old 20th May 2020, 15:30
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Dave, the flight line mechanic was beginning to wonder how to explain to the boss that he had swopped his uniform with a visiting Yank in return for this natty baseball helmet.
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My clothes flew away when the Air Force from last night's curry took off.
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Paddy see's in the first Naval detachment and dresses so they can call the ball..
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Knowing PN was taxying in, Harvey put on his webbing..
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Fecking pongo's and I love NY shorts, i'll show em...
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Ok he's ready, crank it up to max dry and throw in the fake all over tan.
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Jones regretted not booking the day off after his stag night
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At AMARG Hank showed that he was not at all worried about a little sand getting in his orifice

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Old 20th May 2020, 16:25
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...and then all my clothes blew off. But it was all done in the best parrrrrrssible taste!
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Myth Busters prepare to bust the myth that a jet engine can blow over a car
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The wicket keeper was surprised just how fast Brett Lee was on such a hard surface
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Old 20th May 2020, 17:56
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PPE means Penis Protective Equipment....right ?
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Old 20th May 2020, 17:59
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Until now I thought the phrase "blow your socks off" was just a saying ....
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Old 20th May 2020, 18:00
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I told Joe to hold at 19, but no he had to go all in !
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Old 20th May 2020, 18:24
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Right he is prepped for the Naked Bungee Jump, Only hope he got enough contributions to pay for the medical bill.
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FFS Dave, you're not wearing any Hi-Viz. Stay there, and I'll grab that windsock for you.
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Hoskins didn't want to miss 1 minute of his holiday so he came dressed for his holiday.
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You'll have to stand down, lads. Section Officer Harvey is not on board after all.
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Smith complained that all the extra overtime on the ramp was wearing him down, but Mrs. Smith said there was a mortgage payment due and he'd have to bear as much as he could.
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After 6 months in the Shyte the soldiers were really perked up by the announcement that the ground crew would be naked...
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