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Old 25th Aug 2020, 10:33
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Oh, we leave the life raft on the wall. Real fighter pilots don't need such frivolous items.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 11:13
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Sorry Lads and lasses, I know your legs are starting ache...but as soon as this is judged you can all go home.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 11:25
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Terrific job as usual, chaps.

Special mentions:

MPN11: “Yes, camouflage is important. That’s why we have this little two-tone blue roundel, hiding between these huge white squadron code letters.” (Even when I was making Airfix kits as a ten-year-old I always thought there was something iffy about that.)

Nutloose: Yes, some bloody civi dumped this on our forecourt, and we've had it ever since..

c52: When I say that the Hurricane was a world-beating aircraft, you have to understand that in those days, "world-beating" meant what it says. Not, as it means today, "desperately hopeless".

In third place is Kiltrash, who captures the zeitgeist of the current age: ' Julie ' thinks... just because the CO wants to be seen as all inclusive why did I have to be picked to dress in girls clothing today? For a visit to a cold draughty hangar....Still it does feel nice on my skin.. might volunteer again ...

In second place is treadigraph, who is being very naughty: Yes, indeed we can put up seven fighters and a bomber at one time, which is more than the other unit based here can normally manage...

But top prize goes to 622:

"It's great that your Grandad fought in the battle of Britain Julie, we have some archives here...perhaps we can go and see if we can find some pictures..and maybe a Squadron photograph...what was his name?"

"Adolf von Hinkelman Sir"


So well done, 622. I'm off to feed the ducks, and you can find something suitable to put up for the next competition.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 11:55
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Many thanks...I have sent the Kids home and we move on the next!
....Do your worst with this.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 12:11
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Lilliput's armed forces modernise...

Edit: For the avoidance of doubt, the above was intended to be humorous, not passive-aggressive...

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Old 25th Aug 2020, 12:23
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Nutloose demonstrates proper use of the only alternate for a hammer and GS

Ttfn
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:05
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Careful you don't cut yourself with that axe
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:06
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You think they would buy hollow points instead of having us modify them.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:06
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Don't worry comrades, I'm covered by Axa Insurance.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:09
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Why do they call them Dum Dum's ?
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:12
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When I nod my head, you hit it.
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:27
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“The bandages on my fingers say it’s your turn with the axe.”
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Close your eyes...just in case...
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:33
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Careful you don't cut yourself with that axe
Eugene......
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:34
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What else did you find in the abandoned US base?
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:36
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Axe and Chisel? What sort of Communist are you? Go get my Hammer and Sickle!
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:43
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.. of course, in the modern, Health and Safety-aware Army, the men would be wearing hi-viz.

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Old 25th Aug 2020, 13:45
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"C-O-M-P B" does mean "inert" in English, doesn't it?
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Old 25th Aug 2020, 14:10
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When I get this foil lid off we can have Tomato Ketchup with our Fish and Chips
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