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Old 8th Jul 2020, 16:22
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Some VIPs don't believe this plane can do a blind landing, so they're going to swap the captain for me 10 miles from touchdown.
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Marvin the Paranoid Android goes on holiday to Lithuania to cheer himself up.
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 17:47
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Aaaa choo!

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Old 8th Jul 2020, 20:11
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I'll be back, You know in all the excitement I clean forgot, You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off , Your Gonna need a bigger boat, These are not the Droids you are looking for,

One of the advantages of Cybernetics is the ability to watch the entire film library at the same time...
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 20:21
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I don't know why they call it a red eye flight. I seem to be the only one.
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Old 9th Jul 2020, 05:36
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Even the Blue Angel's autopilot can't eat custard without making a mess.
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Right i'm all set for 'Speedy Exit' when we get to the gate
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During the 90 second test to evacuate the new aircraft, Brian was determined to earn the $100 for being first off
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Old 9th Jul 2020, 08:10
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Robbie froze when he realised that a measly USB socket was all that was available for charging...
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When passing through the xray machine they saw a lack of circuitry in my head so surmissed I must be another of the deadheads, and that's how I ended up with you all on the new Boris Jet.
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Robbie liked to while away long flights by watching robo-porn on his palm top
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Yes, I'm having a steamy affair with the aircrafts coffee perculator..
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Old 9th Jul 2020, 10:02
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Upon returning to filming, the producers were dismayed that No 6 had let herself go

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Old 9th Jul 2020, 10:31
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Yes... I am Data.... I am afraid security confiscated my outer covering due to the gel content...

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Old 9th Jul 2020, 11:18
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"Klaatu barada nikto?....aww rats.
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Old 9th Jul 2020, 12:07
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Otto felt strangely disconnected.
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Why there are 3 hydraulic systems on an aircraft.
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Old 9th Jul 2020, 15:25
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Cmdr Ward accidentally left his all immersive F35 helmet on the civilian aircraft. 16 year old boy adapts it to play computer games.
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Upon returning to filming, the producers were dismayed that No 6 had let herself go
I preferred number Seven.....


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Judging tomorrow....."
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