Caption Competition Mk II
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This stuff sticks like sh*t, and i should know, i just have
US Marines stage their latest amphibious assault. (Sometimes in training you just have to use what you've got).
Gnome de PPRuNe
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"Collins!"
"Sah!"
"You quite sure this is the right grid reference for the invasion?"
"Yessah! I used the what3words app Sah! Oh..."
"What is it Collins?"
"The first word should have been 'their' not 'there'"...
"Sah!"
"You quite sure this is the right grid reference for the invasion?"
"Yessah! I used the what3words app Sah! Oh..."
"What is it Collins?"
"The first word should have been 'their' not 'there'"...
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‘Ere sarge, why do the call it the sandpit?
Ring ring ring. Hello Coastguard here what is the problem?
Trooper what is high tide tonight?
CC High tide is 2 meters exactly
Trooper Phew that's good I am 2.4 meters tall, how about you shorty?
Trooper what is high tide tonight?
CC High tide is 2 meters exactly
Trooper Phew that's good I am 2.4 meters tall, how about you shorty?
Ring ring ring....Hello Coastguard here what's the problem?
Concerned of PPRuNe land...it's me mate Dan was supposed to be back and call in on Sunday Evening but no sign of him
CC oh that's alright we understand he is with a chap called Nutty . Just watch the football and check him again....
Concerned of PPRuNe land...it's me mate Dan was supposed to be back and call in on Sunday Evening but no sign of him
CC oh that's alright we understand he is with a chap called Nutty . Just watch the football and check him again....
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After safely being recovered by the coast guard, I can announce that the runners up are
622, with
Nutloose, with
and the winner is...
Surplus, with
The guys have taken the Anti Tank missile out the container and put the CST trophy in there, and will get it to you as soon as they have cleared the enemy from their front.
622, with
I don’t believe it.......German Towels !!!
I don’t think it’s the right time to be having a wank mate.
Surplus, with
'My God, it's a vast, barren, wasteland out there!'
"Turn the map over, Sir."
"Turn the map over, Sir."
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Congratulations all, 2nd place ain't bad, it was inspired by Buster.
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No, having a w*nker close by... 
