Caption Competition Mk II
Hold on Hoskins, stay still some nice animal rights activist will come along and rescue us, Or a hunter will think we are Seals and club us, Little would they know we are Seal Team 6
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Another July day at Bisley, waiting for the targets to appear.
B company are tasked with capturing RAF Holbeach, decide to approach from the sea, however are amazed not to find any aircraft on the ground, but 6 F-15's come in screaming over them.
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“Contact Front ... that bloody 8th Army Field Kitchen ... range 600 yards ... “
”Err, what’s that in metres, mate?”
”Stuff that ... 20 rounds Rapid ... Fire!”
”Err, what’s that in metres, mate?”
”Stuff that ... 20 rounds Rapid ... Fire!”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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No mate, you only need to go down on one knee...
So you go down on one knee and put your hands in the water and wait for the Trout to swim bye. Then you can graduate onto the Salmon run at Balmoral. Something to do when guarding the Queen.
Having come across a channel not marked on the map, Mavis and Bill were surprised to find, when opening their curtains the next day, they appeared to be classed a 'Target' for the Wattisham troops.
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Yup, I can smell fish, Doris definitely came this way.
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I don’t think it’s the right time to be having a wank mate.
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Mr Mainwaring, I think I can hear them tunnelling.
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Ok, you got me out here, where’s the enemy?
Enemy? No.... I was wondering, do you think that’s a sand piper, I spotted it feeding at the waters edge.
Enemy? No.... I was wondering, do you think that’s a sand piper, I spotted it feeding at the waters edge.