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Old 1st May 2020, 06:53
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During filming of ' Bear Grylls meets...' The celebrity was concerned they could only eat what they caught.
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Old 1st May 2020, 06:59
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Having boasted that she could easily eat 4 in 1minute, the Chancellor was concerned when the Guinness Book of Records told her the record was 17. Ah well have another go...
However she did exceed the record for 'Vomit Distance'
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Old 1st May 2020, 08:53
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"Apparently, Ma'am, they taste better coming back up than they do going down."
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"I will find this easier to swallow than you will the EU's trading conditions, Boris."
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I've dipped it in bleach to be doubly sure, but Donald tells me this will protect me from Covid 19..
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Hope this isn't from the wuhan market!
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Folks, my apologies! I could not log on yesterday and it seems that ShyTorque is MIA.
So, without further ado here's the result.
The winner for best caption (and sheer determination! ) is:

Kiltrash with:

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Do you want to tell the Chancellor she smells of fish? Oh that fish thank God I thought it was s bacterial discharge

Take it away!
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Old 1st May 2020, 12:11
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Take it away fish... I hope it comes with chips! Well done Kiltrash...
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Old 1st May 2020, 13:11
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A sprat to catch a Merkel...oops too late
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Old 1st May 2020, 13:13
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Many thanks, DirtyProp Just off to do my shift with the NHS (as a volunteer, you would not like me to check your Testicles, would you)

Have a go with this one please


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Old 1st May 2020, 14:30
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It must be awful down the back, but damn this stick shaker is something else...
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Old 1st May 2020, 14:31
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WE have pulled up...now what?
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Old 1st May 2020, 14:32
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Now that's what I call red lining it!
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Old 1st May 2020, 14:34
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Don't worry Mavis, if you spill anything on the radios, I've brought tissues.
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Old 1st May 2020, 14:36
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Why do they call you Pigeon.. Doris?
Because like you, I'm a coaming bird Mavis..
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Old 1st May 2020, 14:51
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Deploy the spoilers!!!
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Old 1st May 2020, 14:52
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, now that we have crossed the International Date line and today being National Job swap day..."
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Fatigue Mitigation.
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Old 1st May 2020, 15:04
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They're a pair of right heels up in the cockpit... in fact a pair of left heels too...
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I say Carruthers, do you think them in the back know about the change of dress code once the door is locked.
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