Caption Competition Mk II
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Nutty really hopes this is a 'Pusher Propeller' type of aircraft, otherwise he'll never hear the end of it from the lads at the Blue Oyster Bar.
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Married to a former hooker, flying with a hookah seemed perfectly natural to Bertie.
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“The nose-plugs prevent me dying of COVID-19, and the oxygen tube prevents me dying of asphyxia.”
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I'll have to go, Captain Hook wants me under the coaming again..
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10 years as a ruffy tuffy fighter pilot, youngest Wing Commander in the RAF, clearly the best student ever to pass through the ETPS, and I end up doing trials to see if vaping is safe in the cockpit!
To save the wages of thousands of musicians all around the country, the Prince of Wales now plays his own National Anthem on landing.
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Every time he lands on or ahead of schedule Capt Ryan plays a fanfare to himself.
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Every time he lands on or ahead of schedule Capt Ryan plays a fanfare to himself.
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" And if you are going to crash, you drop your trousers and squat over the pipe".
"What does that do?"
"Absolutely nothing, but it gives the board of enquiry one hell of a headache!!".
"What does that do?"
"Absolutely nothing, but it gives the board of enquiry one hell of a headache!!".
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Having eaten his pie, Hoskins was pleased to try out the acme crumb hoover
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Navigating improved with the introduction of the rotating illuminated globe.
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Not a sniff of a Jerry all day.
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An early photo of Hitler revealed where the one ball rumour started
Why am I the guinea pig for this new fangled Oxygen system ?
Because you have the biggest nose in the squadron !
Because you have the biggest nose in the squadron !