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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 12:13
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Ja, that vill make ein gro§e bang ven I press the button.

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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 12:16
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The Officers Mess was unable to source larger barrels of Warsteiner, but Sgt Schultz improvised brilliantly.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 12:40
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Nein, Nein….I ordered a Bunny ballon with big ears and funny eyes …...I can't take that to my Nieces party!
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:00
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Vhy are ze all laughing?
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:00
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Vhy do you sound like Donald Duck?
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:01
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Zer Vindbag, ve 'ave given it zer name...Buster..
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:12
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I vouldn't vorry about der chute sir, vhen you get shot at under zer balloon, you vill fly through ze air like zer Human Torch.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:14
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It is said Sir you vill cook at gas mark six, but don't let zat vorry you.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:16
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You call this social distancing Sir?, vhen your are up in zer air viff Britisher aircraft shooting at you, you vill see MY social distancing Sir...
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:17
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Nein, Nein, Nein. We fill Tommies with chlorine and balloons with hydrogen. Next time get it right.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:35
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Kiltrash? nien, ve do not need hot air for zis type of Balloon..
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:38
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"Yes, it does look remarkably like wooden panelling. However you were told to camouflage it as a wood, not just wood. IDIOT!"
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 13:45
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Would you describe this as a safe mode of transport?

- Oh no, Sir, definitely not.

- OK, let's paint it red, white and blue and see who we can entice on board.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:06
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If that's the Irish 4 Leaf Clover why are we speaking German. German Sir? Sounds like Double Dutch to me.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:08
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....and when we open this tap the beer starts to flow. Wonderfull idea should speed up service at the Octoberfest
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:09
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Ah Captain Jury, another wonderfull rig you have here ....psst ...but what does it do?
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:11
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Stand back, don't know how big this is going to get
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:13
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Ahh so, you have more zen ten green bottles..
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Yes it's been commissioned by a ms Sturgeon in Scotland. Plans to drop the giant Haggis onto a plinth in Westminster, to claim her Independence
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:13
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I agree, the bombs make an excellent makeshift goal, and it should discourage the opposition from trying to score. Just a minute, though -- what about our goalkeeper?
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