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Old 23rd Jun 2020, 19:27
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'Sharkey' Ward says he shot at it in a Sea Harrier...

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Old 23rd Jun 2020, 20:50
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famous last words

Officer: "What happens if I pull this one?"
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"I'm all in favour of improvisation, but I'm blowed if I can see how this will work as a shower."
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Old 23rd Jun 2020, 20:54
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Commentator: "And as the sun sets, and night falls, the mighty Zeppelin, filled with hydrogen, will lift all these fireworks high into the night sky for what promises to be the most exciting display in the whole history of fireworks."
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Entries have slowed, time to call it:

The winner is Nutty with a topical:-

Originally Posted by NutLoose
Herr Capitan, Blackpool has grounded us indefinately.
The Trophy is at the Pawn Broker's, I'll look for the docket.
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Blimey...ok on with the next..



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"...so a German, an Italian and a Japanese walk into a bar..."
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Stalin hopes that Roosevelt's talking, Churchill's cigar, and the greatcoat he is wearing, will cover the fact that he has raised one cheek and let loose a Borscht-flavoured ripper.
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I heard you the first time! No need to Yalta at me!
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"Winston. Give Joe his hat back please."
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Prime Minister: When I sign my UK/USSR/USA trade deal, I'm going to have a photo like that.

Cabinet Secretary: Errm, the USSR ceased to exist ages ago.
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You know one day they will make statues of us...and hail us as great men and role models!

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Roosevelt: "Make mine a Pepperoni."
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It looks like we are going to be here for a long time. The Covid travel restrictions mean that there are no flights home.
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Social distancing - that's for the plebs.
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Interpretor to Roosevelt. He said your a fat balding capitalist. With a horse of a wife and your impotent
and so the Cold War starts
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Young Fat One throws darts at this picture. That should have been me
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Churchill thinks. After all I have done to win the war there is no way I will loose the Election
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Messanger. ...General de Gsulle apologies for not being here, his invite must have been lost in thr post
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Stalin: “Own up ... who sent Farage a spoof invitation?”
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