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Old 19th Jun 2020, 01:24
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I’ve been thinking, how do we socially distance when we fix bayonets?
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 05:14
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"Cut! Cut! Cut! Hoskins, didn't you read the script?? You are supposed to be kneeling on the neck of Simkins, not in the mud!"
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 05:55
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...no - I'm pretty sure that we should have invaded here today on 5th June.....
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 06:11
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"Umm, Sarge...if the Yanks have pulled out, then why are we still here?"
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 06:39
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In 1940 the troops gathered at Dunkirk wondered where the RAF were
In the year 2000 the remains of yet another RAF fighter were recovered from the sands
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 06:46
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Trooper on right..Bloody sand gets everywhere Sarge got the Cream for a rash in a private place. ?
Trooper on left....Yes thank you but you ain't having mine
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 06:49
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Hurry up we need to get back to Base, Lunch finishes in 20 minutes...
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 06:50
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I thought we were on a training March through The Forest of Dean...Ah compass needle appears stuck
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 06:54
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Man walks across the scene with his dogs. Ah your mob again? I thought it was bloody thunder again last night ...
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 08:48
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"Home Office is on the phone. They're wondering if we'd describe where we are as a 'hostile environment', and if so, what lessons can be learned for the housing of immigrants."
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 08:50
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'My God, it's a vast, barren, wasteland out there!'

"Turn the map over, Sir."
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 08:59
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Bugger, wrong statute, ok, keep an eye open as the tides turning.
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 09:00
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 11:55
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Now children, somewhere in this photograph there are two soldiers in their special army clothes hiding. Hands up anyone who thinks they can see them?
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 11:57
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Right Sergeant, they've been out there for 10 minutes, and no sign of crocodiles. Get the rest of the men across.
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 12:02
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Hoskins, a little tip. Next time you need to have a pee, don't do it before you lie down.
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 12:09
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Midges??? Naaa, the Mossies killed them
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Old 19th Jun 2020, 13:44
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Soldiers ...Wonder if our wife's are having as much fun as we are on this 72 hour exercise?

Wives....Puff Pant.. Yes.. Pant Puff.. we.. Puff Pant SCREAM.. are...
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Keep your eyes open Private, Astute must be round here somewhere.
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“I know there’s a health crisis, but do we really have to quarantine here for 14 days?”
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