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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:17
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For the Zeppelin sir? No sorry it's the fuel piping for a Focker.....just because the Fueher wants it to fly up side down. The engineers call it Von Nutty's Folly
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:19
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There is no need to fill the goal with bottles. It's the Englanders we are facing in the Penalty Shootout
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:34
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What do you mean Sir 'don't turn your back on it' ...it not as if a bunch of tiny people will pitch up and try and walk away with it!

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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:56
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Nutty said he thought they looked like Tits, which, as we now know, he's never seen one!
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:57
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Back in my day Sonny, we just used hot air!
And you supplied it Herr Nutty?
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 14:58
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The condom is oversized, but the suppositories seem about right. Tell Nutty his order has arrived.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 15:15
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Ah Herr Von Heinz, is this your invention for 57 Variety of flavoured ice cream?
yes sir
and the wind bag behind, I suppose that's the Vanilla you mix the flavour with?
No sir that's just Anne Widdecombe, ( for U K readers ) Donald Trump ( for the rest of the World)
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 16:26
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Gulliver felt quietly confident that the Lilliputians were not a threat to him


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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 16:33
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Dear Mr Adidas,

The design we stole for a rugby ball and sent to you was in inches, not metres.

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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 18:50
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“Vy ist dis pipe not used being? Kennt sie nicht ... there is a War on!
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 18:54
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The Luftschiff was usually called The Wurst ... the worst idea anyone had had so far.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 19:27
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If only zee Englanders had contracted the job out, vee could have done a much better job on Stanley's runway.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 19:33
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Speaking of old gasbags, where’s Smithers?
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 19:34
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It’s with the help of the little people that we will win this years marrow growing competition.
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 19:44
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And after this, it will look like the painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies?

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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 21:25
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Capt Mainwaring: "Now, men, the boffins have entrusted this top secret weapon to us for testing. Obviously, as a Captain, I am qualified to fly it -- now, Wilson, which is the front? Is it the sharp end or the blunt end?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 23:00
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"The Propaganda Minister says it is a great idea to use this 3-metre balloon with a bunch of Leprechauns to make it look really big, but we ruined the picture by standing in front of it."
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Old 22nd Jun 2020, 23:42
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Are you sure this will work,Sir?

Since U-17 was sunk trying to run the blockade, we must simply put our faith in this ersatz mixture of gasses -- or forgo chemtrails until the inevitable victory.
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Old 23rd Jun 2020, 06:49
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Ah Mr Pasquale, your supply of Laughing Gas to maintain your distinctive voice has arrived
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Old 23rd Jun 2020, 06:56
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Yes sir with all these 25 pound bombs, one of them should hit the target. And so 'Carpet Bombing' started. Took the US to Supersize it
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