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Despite the slap up meal in the mess, a flight on his shiny jet and the extensive briefing notes, the minister was not convinced by D***'s plea to be promoted to 1* !
"And the best part is, if our shoulders start to feel a little tense, the massage squad are standing by behind us ready to provide immediate relief ... and happy endings are an optional extra if you're so inclined."
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We've had to dim the little blinking lights on the panel Minister because these Army chaps seem to get a bit hypnotised ... see ... 3, 2, 1 and you're back in the room Captain 
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"No Minister, the instructions are quite clear...the compo pork pie MUST be cut into 5 pieces and goes on to say ....may only be given to members of the armed forces... Sorry Sir!"
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"Here Minister, take my hand and put your dick in it, you might as well, you've done a great job of shafting us so far"
The begging for money would have worked better had a Tin Cup could have been found.
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"I know I said I could read your palm, but that's far to hairy for me"
*******
"Ah, see that line running from your thumb to your index finger, that's your career line and Dave and myself have decided it ends about next Tuesday."
Man on right
"He's not looking at mine... He's not looking at mine"
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*******
"Ah, see that line running from your thumb to your index finger, that's your career line and Dave and myself have decided it ends about next Tuesday."
Man on right
"He's not looking at mine... He's not looking at mine"
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"Ok were enroute to Brize, so we plan to chop X, Y and Z here?"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 15th Sep 2013 at 21:39.
OK, judging time.
I hereby declare Nutloose the winner with, "Here Minister, take my hand and put your dick in it, you might as well, you've done a great job of shafting us so far".
The bridge is yours, sir
I hereby declare Nutloose the winner with, "Here Minister, take my hand and put your dick in it, you might as well, you've done a great job of shafting us so far".
The bridge is yours, sir
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Thank you 
Ok on with the next one, bit topical so here goes, scoring on the friday unless it dies earlier.
Pssst Buster.... Feel the force.........
Ok on with the next one, bit topical so here goes, scoring on the friday unless it dies earlier.
Pssst Buster.... Feel the force.........