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Old 16th Sep 2013, 11:29
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"Racing at Flemington and Buster takes the early lead followed by...."

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"You're right Comrade, they are most spectacular and rather large. What was her name again?"


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Da! We are a long way from reaching agreement with the Americans!
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 11:31
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The Generals try to keep a straight face after putting boot polish on the binoculars eye-pieces.
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 11:43
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"Now, if you'd just like to read the number plate of the car in front of us Mr Putin."
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 12:12
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Talking of Chemical Weapons ... General Bollockoff did you have beans at breakfast this morning ?
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I spy with my little eye something beginning with WMD ...
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 12:16
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Assad !... Bless you Comrade General
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 13:24
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Vlad couldn't believe it, so he searched valiantly for any Generals with less medals & ribbons than the two clowns next to him.
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 15:31
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That is a rather small Dick the Minister is putting into that outstretched Hand!
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 16:05
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Comrades, David Cameron is watching me through binoculars - how dare he?
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 16:23
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Nasser Hussain is less than impressed with the replacements for "Bumble" and Shane in the commentary box at the St Petersburg Oval.
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Putin ... "I see no ships" ... General Bollockoff ... "Correct Comrade Leader this is an Army exercise"

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Old 16th Sep 2013, 16:44
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Putin ... "Kill them"
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 18:20
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General 'Wormy Cox' was obviously unimpressed....
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 21:15
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No I do not see any chemical weapons and neither do you two unless you want to be sent to Siberia and given the "Award of Heavy Industry"!

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Old 16th Sep 2013, 21:38
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"Hey Cochise, you should feel at home, I can see Indian country through these."
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"If that's another bl**dy Cessna landing in Red Square, you're fired".
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Old 16th Sep 2013, 22:54
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Gen: "Comrade. What do you think of that fancy hotel over there?"
Putin: "Looks ok...nice architecture, good aspect. Has pleasant views of the park. I'd recommend it"
Gen: "And that, Ladies & Gentlemen...is Putin on the Ritz!"


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Old 16th Sep 2013, 23:47
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Groan

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Third floor second from the right, she's entering the shower..
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Old 17th Sep 2013, 02:46
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Only the table stopped Putin and his left hand from enjoying the view.
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