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Upgrade from Chinmey sweep boys to Chimney sweep men
Latest protective clothing for Novak when playing against Rafel
Busters latest design for a self moving tampon for when he pulls the average sheila
Latest protective clothing for Novak when playing against Rafel
Busters latest design for a self moving tampon for when he pulls the average sheila
BWOS rep to man from the Ministry, "Look you said you wanted the new F35 flying suit to be bullet proof, you've got it. That'll be £10m please - oh plus another £150m to re-design the cockpit"
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"They said if you want to avoid being shot at and hit, duck down, it clearly states on the mattress label they are filled with Duck down, so you brave chaps of the Irish Rangers will be perfectly safe."
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In a 1930's experiment, the lunatics were allowed to run the asylum and this was the result. Some 60 years later, the observations of this experiment were to inspire a video that accompanied the song "True Faith" by New Order.
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"Sorry boys - your new trousers went down on the Atlantic Conveyor. The good news is, the mattresses that were ordered in 1951 have just come into stock!"
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"Sorry, we ran out of leeches Chaps, but we can use the bed bugs in Busters old mattresses to bleed you."
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The new French Foreign Legion recruits, still coming to grips with orders barked in French, could have all sworn the Sergent-chef said "tenir debout dans vos lits", not "tenir debout à vos lits".
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